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#1
Do you think the following will allow me to get away with auto-tracking nubile young women when my wife's around?


Hourglass Figure

(OTOH, probably explains why I married her - so it's her fault I've become addicted :twisted: )
 
#2
Yes absolutly

Lets hope you were born a bloke, that way you'll be able to take any beatings she dishes out :D

The other amusing thought is that 99% of that research was established by men, ironicly the other 1% was to correct the mistakes of the 99% in the first place :lol:
 

Biped

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#4
Skinny bints simply don't do it for real men. Real men like fat hips and booty (no, not them booties, they're gay).
 
#5
Biped said:
Skinny bints simply don't do it for real men.
True but skinny bints are much easier to bury.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#6
mistersoft said:
Biped said:
Skinny bints simply don't do it for real men.
True but skinny bints are much easier to bury.
Ah, but non-skinny bints burn for longer and provide more heat.
 

CountryGal

MIA
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#7
mistersoft said:
Biped said:
Skinny bints simply don't do it for real men.
True but skinny bints are much easier to bury.
That just means us fatties give ya one more challenge :D
 
#8
CountryGal said:
mistersoft said:
Biped said:
Skinny bints simply don't do it for real men.
True but skinny bints are much easier to bury.
That just means us fatties give ya one more challenge :D
And an unsightly bulge on the patio.
 

CountryGal

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#9
#10
" Upon her one could lay for a thousand years, and never require a matress" its a great quote but can't remember who said it, but I loves em buxom
 
#11

old_fat_and_hairy

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#12
CountryGal said:
mistersoft said:
CountryGal said:
mistersoft said:
Biped said:
Skinny bints simply don't do it for real men.
True but skinny bints are much easier to bury.
That just means us fatties give ya one more challenge :D
And an unsightly bulge on the patio.
dig deeper lazybones :D
Ah, but one would want to keep the more womanly women around. Skinny ladies bruise my fat with their sharp ribs.
 

CountryGal

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#13
mistersoft said:
CountryGal said:
mistersoft said:
CountryGal said:
mistersoft said:
Biped said:
Skinny bints simply don't do it for real men.
True but skinny bints are much easier to bury.
That just means us fatties give ya one more challenge :D
And an unsightly bulge on the patio.
dig deeper lazybones :D
I did. I bought a chainsaw. Prepare to be Husqvarna-ed.
Hope ya brought spare blades too
 
#14
Excognito said:
Do you think the following will allow me to get away with auto-tracking nubile young women when my wife's around?


Hourglass Figure

(OTOH, probably explains why I married her - so it's her fault I've become addicted :twisted: )
As you had to ask the question in the first place, it would indicate that your old lady old lady already has your balls in a vice and you are therefore a lost cause to the brotherhood.

We'll miss you...
 
#15
StickyToffeePudding said:
Excognito said:
Do you think the following will allow me to get away with auto-tracking nubile young women when my wife's around?


Hourglass Figure

(OTOH, probably explains why I married her - so it's her fault I've become addicted :twisted: )
As you had to ask the question in the first place, it would indicate that your old lady old lady already has your balls in a vice and you are therefore a lost cause to the brotherhood.

We'll miss you...
So Men pay good money to have their balls in a vice..........
 
#16
LordVonHarley said:
StickyToffeePudding said:
Excognito said:
Do you think the following will allow me to get away with auto-tracking nubile young women when my wife's around?


Hourglass Figure

(OTOH, probably explains why I married her - so it's her fault I've become addicted :twisted: )
As you had to ask the question in the first place, it would indicate that your old lady old lady already has your balls in a vice and you are therefore a lost cause to the brotherhood.

We'll miss you...
So Men pay good money to have their balls in a vice..........
Personal experience or did a 'mate' tell you, M'Lord... ;)
 
#17
StickyToffeePudding said:
LordVonHarley said:
StickyToffeePudding said:
Excognito said:
Do you think the following will allow me to get away with auto-tracking nubile young women when my wife's around?


Hourglass Figure

(OTOH, probably explains why I married her - so it's her fault I've become addicted :twisted: )
As you had to ask the question in the first place, it would indicate that your old lady old lady already has your balls in a vice and you are therefore a lost cause to the brotherhood.

We'll miss you...
So Men pay good money to have their balls in a vice..........
Personal experience or did a 'mate' tell you, M'Lord... ;)
Er, A Mate told me...... Honest G'uv!
 
#18
StickyToffeePudding said:
LordVonHarley said:
StickyToffeePudding said:
Excognito said:
Do you think the following will allow me to get away with auto-tracking nubile young women when my wife's around?


Hourglass Figure

(OTOH, probably explains why I married her - so it's her fault I've become addicted :twisted: )
As you had to ask the question in the first place, it would indicate that your old lady old lady already has your balls in a vice and you are therefore a lost cause to the brotherhood.

We'll miss you...
So Men pay good money to have their balls in a vice..........
Personal experience or did a 'mate' tell you, M'Lord... ;)
You've just given the strangest thought. How much DOES it cost? 8O
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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Reviews Editor
#19
GrizzlyPanda said:
StickyToffeePudding said:
LordVonHarley said:
StickyToffeePudding said:
Excognito said:
Do you think the following will allow me to get away with auto-tracking nubile young women when my wife's around?


Hourglass Figure

(OTOH, probably explains why I married her - so it's her fault I've become addicted :twisted: )
As you had to ask the question in the first place, it would indicate that your old lady old lady already has your balls in a vice and you are therefore a lost cause to the brotherhood.

We'll miss you...
So Men pay good money to have their balls in a vice..........
Personal experience or did a 'mate' tell you, M'Lord... ;)
You've just given the strangest thought. How much DOES it cost? 8O
£120 and hour. Allegedly :D
 
#20
old_fat_and_hairy said:
GrizzlyPanda said:
StickyToffeePudding said:
LordVonHarley said:
StickyToffeePudding said:
Excognito said:
Do you think the following will allow me to get away with auto-tracking nubile young women when my wife's around?


Hourglass Figure

(OTOH, probably explains why I married her - so it's her fault I've become addicted :twisted: )
As you had to ask the question in the first place, it would indicate that your old lady old lady already has your balls in a vice and you are therefore a lost cause to the brotherhood.

We'll miss you...
So Men pay good money to have their balls in a vice..........
Personal experience or did a 'mate' tell you, M'Lord... ;)
You've just given the strangest thought. How much DOES it cost? 8O
£120 and hour. Allegedly :D
Or get married, then it's free :D
 

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