Its no skin off my nose

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Alsacien, Mar 28, 2007.

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  1. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

  2. I'll tell you WHO agrees.

    I fcuking don't.
     
  3. The whole story is ripe with double entendres! Just the headline - WHO agrees HIV circumcision plan ... Who indeed? I wouldn't!

    B-T

    Rats, Mistersoft beat me to it...
     
  4. WHO are as bad as THEY.

    Or so THEY say but WHO gives a fcuk.
     
  5. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    The Doctor - de C0ck.
     
  6. I remember staggering out of bed one morning last year,switching the goggle box on,and seeing on the news ticker that 'The Who makes statement on bird flu' I thought to myself, what the fcuk do Townsend and Co know about pandemics?
     
  7. Catherine Hankins ain't that much better a name. Far too much like rhyming slang, for my money. Snipping your pickle seems like a hell of a way to lower your risk. Why not just w*nk, instead?
     
  8. That's got to be a wah!

    Kevin de COCK, talking on circumcision........come on!!!!
     
  9. There has got to be a joke about nose's, circumcision, and Jews somewhere here, if I were only a little funnier...






    ..Damn.
     
  10. Just a little news snippet I suppose.

    I would say more but good job I pulled back in time.
     
  11. Maybe you'll be able to get more inspiration from the news clippings
     
  12. World hunger - "let them eat foreskin!"
     
  13. Jack could be onto something here.

    Or is Jack off?
     
  14. Male circumcision in Uganda (I think) was shown to be a major contributing factor to the reduction in HIV spread in at-risk groups.

    That's not to say, however, that anyone's getting hold of mine.