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Its Nay Advice really

Some doctor on the telly this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished which basically is a fcuk of a lot, so, before leaving the house this morning,....

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of a botil of Prozic and Valum scriptshuns, the res of the Chesescke an a bix a shoclets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr peese

iff annybuddy elsh hass enyfink elsh to saay peeeese pash itt onn.

Ta-Ra fukccakes.

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