It's my Birthday

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IssacHunt

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#1
On Saturday April the 2nd I will be 47.
At 11:05 I shall raise a glass of red wine and toast my dear Mother, for this is the exact time that I entered the world in 1964.
My girlfriend has informed me that she has booked a table, I was thinking that a game of snooker would be great, alas she booked a table at a posh restaurant, she's a Babe.
All the best to you who read this,
Andy
 
#3
At 47 you'd think you'd know some decent jokes.
 
#4
If you're in the Czech Republic, have you allowed for the time difference? It'd be a shame if you had to do it all again an hour later.

Mother wouldn't be golden brown, but black and charred.
 
#5
So its not your Birthday is it. Or is it the 2nd of April today, let me look, no its fooking not. A Birthday walt. Seen it all now.
 
#7
I didn't know they regularly transported pipe organs around the Isle of Sodor. :? How curious. I should think a harmonica or a kazoo would have been handier when tramping about in the bush.
 
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IssacHunt

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To you people who post replies which are less than flattering. I offer you the opportunity to say it to my face. Come on over, PM me for travel details, why not? unless you are the spineless cnuts that I think you are. Put your money where your big mouths are. If not then **** off.
 
#9
Oh my god, Its my Birthday in August, tell you what i will go on the internet and tell people, cos they will send me presents and ice cream and balloons, and i will cry and be a internet hardman if people dont sing Happy Birthday in twenty different languages.

I mean its like we a give a fook
 
#10
To you people who post replies which are less than flattering. I offer you the opportunity to say it to my face. Come on over, PM me for travel details, why not? unless you are the spineless cnuts that I think you are. Put your money where your big mouths are. If not then **** off.
Christ, do you want someone to throw a big ******* gay parade about your speshul day?! Bore off and hope you have a shit day in some hostel-esque mansion getting a scrotal sack removal followed shortly by a nice lemon bath.

Mwah x
 
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IssacHunt

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#11
Christ, do you want someone to throw a big ******* gay parade about your speshul day?! Bore off and hope you have a shit day in some hostel-esque mansion getting a scrotal sack removal followed shortly by a nice lemon bath.

Mwah x
Thank you for your reply. Still haven't received your PM though!
 
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IssacHunt

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#13
Oh my god, Its my Birthday in August, tell you what i will go on the internet and tell people, cos they will send me presents and ice cream and balloons, and i will cry and be a internet hardman if people dont sing Happy Birthday in twenty different languages.

I mean its like we a give a fook
What a nice website this is. I just happened to post my birthday, is that such a big thing that you feel the need to post such aggressive replies? I'll not post here again. Thank you.
 
#14
Is that picture actually you? If so, I'd have put you much closer to 57...
 
#15
Check Inbox you ******* cry baby. PM sent. It goes a little along the lines of this:

Why in the blue **** would I want to fly to the Czech Rep. to embarrass a paunch sporting middle aged unfunny wannabe internet hardman lothario?! I have a life which doesn't involve being fixated on an internet forum and crying when people don't wish me happy birthday like some sort of speshul downey type man child.

Loves, Clunge.
 
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IssacHunt

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Check Inbox you ******* cry baby. PM sent. It goes a little along the lines of this:

Why in the blue **** would I want to fly to the Czech Rep. to embarrass a paunch sporting middle aged unfunny wannabe internet hardman lothario?! I have a life which doesn't involve being fixated on an internet forum and crying when people don't wish me happy birthday like some sort of speshul downey type man child.

Loves, Clunge.
I read the PM. I replied.
 
#18
I noticed, Inspired response:

Re: Internet Hardman,
Thanks Clunge.

Andy the ******* Pandy..!

xx

Edited to add: Thought you weren't posting again you moon-chicken!?
 
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