Nice one colonel, but you really can’t, not even snowflakes, perhaps tips on making yourself look a complete tit, but winding up? Only in your demented little brain.
#MeToo* - I shall say this but once:
Looking at the history, it was made by @Charlie4 - unless someone is making accounts with other users names.#MeToo* - I shall say this but once:
'He who paints with vivid colours, shall leave no brush here!'
*The Brothers of Elton are a niche sub group within the Arrse.
The group consists of philc, devexwarrior, ScaleyAlbereto, Trackpen, dlrg, BIGBIRD101 & RigPig. It is highly probable that others exist, but have not had the effrontery to speak in public yet about their perversion.