Its late - Should I go into chat?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EX_STAB, Aug 17, 2009.

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  1. It's late, I've had beer, I've eaten, I could get another drink. I've caught up with all the things on FaceAche and Arrse. There is only one thing left -

    Should I go into Chat?

    I know who'll be in. It will devour hours of my life. Will I feel better for it or will I just look back in the morning and think: "Why did you fall for it again?"

    Yet even so I feel its pull, drawing me into its morass......
  2. squeekingsapper

    squeekingsapper LE Reviewer

    I am just about to go in mate
  3. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Go onto a dirty sex chat site instead. Or a dating live chat site. You will get your rocks off with 'webcam sex' and might pull a minger with massive chebs if you are lucky. I do a variation of the theme, but they tend to be young, skinny, and 7000 miles away.
  4. you can hold each others hands if you're scared...............
  5. At least if you do Ex-Stab, you'll be saving us from you!
  6. Watch it you! :p x
  7. It was the best of chat, it was the worst of chat.

    Hmmmm...... :)