It's in the News of the Screws.....it must be true!

#1
Wayne Roony romping with a £1.2k a night hooker.
Vice girl Jenny is not that bad looking, but has sold her story for a few ££££.
Would give a link but seems NotW's website is getting a lots of hits at the moment and is down!!!
 
#3
She's better than his previous whores;

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#5
Emperor Mong, "Go on, Wayne - shag the arse off her! Nobody will ever find out!"

Shrek, "Well, if you're sure she won't sell her story to the tabloids, Dark Lord..."

Emperor, "Fcuk me, this is almost TOO easy!"
 
#9
Consider this!

Rooney earns approx £90k per week.

He apparently paid the hooker £1000 for 2 hours of "no holds barred" fun.

24 hours, seven days - thats 168 hours in a week, at £500 an hour thats 84k per week.

So, Rooney can afford to spend all week, day and night 24/7 shagging hookers, and still put 300k per year in the Bank!

now thats the life....
 
#11
Consider this!

Rooney earns approx £90k per week.


He apparently paid the hooker £1000 for 2 hours of "no holds barred" fun.

24 hours, seven days - thats 168 hours in a week, at £500 an hour thats 84k per week.

So, Rooney can afford to spend all week, day and night 24/7 shagging hookers, and still put 300k per year in the Bank!

now thats the life....
You can double that figure at least, To Rooney and the like shes the equivalent of a 10 Mark Alley girl, having said that, I would, no problem, if someone else was paying :)
 
#13
You can take the man out of the chav environment, but you cant take the chav out of the man. I always maiontained that footballers were thick, no common sense at all. Remember Steve Heighway? He was lauded because he had a degree, or was it an O level? Cant quite remember. the last footballer with any sense or education was Sir Trvor Brooking. Since then, thick overpaid, slopey foreheaded chavs. Too simples. rant over...taxi!!
 
#14
It is the unprofessionalism and lack of integrity that grips my shit.

I mean to say, if you pay £1200 then the least you can expect is a bit of discretion. Frankly she doesn't look like a £1200 whore to me, which is where Rooney obviously went wrong. He's paid a £250 hooker, £1200 call-gril rates and in addition to slanting the market he's obviously made erroneous assumptions about the girl's professionalism.

This is what happens when you give Scouse chavs the spending power of the despot of a small West African republic. Going to the dogs we are, there was a time hen only guardees and cavalrymen could spunk £1200 on a whore FFS!.
 
#15
You can take the man out of the chav environment, but you cant take the chav out of the man. I always maiontained that footballers were thick, no common sense at all. Remember Steve Heighway? He was lauded because he had a degree, or was it an O level? Cant quite remember. the last footballer with any sense or education was Sir Trvor Brooking. Since then, thick overpaid, slopey foreheaded chavs. Too simples. rant over...taxi!!
Actually Steve coppell had a degre, as did that chap who played for spurs in the FA Cup final (with Ardiles et al) - Chris Galvin or Gavin? However your point is well made. Having said that Crouch sems quite articulate - surprisingly for a player the other trogs cal lurch. he appears to come from a decent background even though once again he appears prone to willyoutwhennearaprossyitis...
 
#16
Wasn't Graham Le Saux quite bright?

I seem to remember he got quite a lot of 'homo' stick for his education and reading the Guardian (so probably bright but deluded).
 
#18
Yeah, but he is still an overpaid potato faced Twat, and personaly I would,nt give him pissing space in a Watersports rendezvous.
 

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