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#1
Ive just found this on the scums web page, my only question is in the name of god why?

A PRISONER named PILE was caught with an entire mobile phone charger hidden up his BOTTOM.
Suspicious officers noticed murderer Tony Pile’s discomfort on a search of his cell.

He finally confessed and grimaced cross-eyed as he produced the cable and plug.

Two fist-sized blocks of cannabis and cocaine were also found hidden in the cell on D-wing at Swaleside Prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent.

Police action is now being considered against Pile, 22, from Ashford — who was jailed for beating a man to death in a race hate attack in 2005.

A Prison Service source said: “We’ve known for some time that prisoners hide phones up there but this is a first.

“Pile had somehow managed to secrete the entire charger where the sun doesn’t shine.

hooped. mk
 
#2
Now thats what I call an Arrse!!

Ready to order botty! I wonder to what size the goods could have got to if he really relaxed?
 
#3
scotlass said:
Ive just found this on the scums web page, my only question is in the name of god why?

A PRISONER named PILE was caught with an entire mobile phone charger hidden up his BOTTOM.
Suspicious officers noticed murderer Tony Pile’s discomfort on a search of his cell.

He finally confessed and grimaced cross-eyed as he produced the cable and plug.

Two fist-sized blocks of cannabis and cocaine were also found hidden in the cell on D-wing at Swaleside Prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent.

Police action is now being considered against Pile, 22, from Ashford — who was jailed for beating a man to death in a race hate attack in 2005.

A Prison Service source said: “We’ve known for some time that prisoners hide phones up there but this is a first.

“Pile had somehow managed to secrete the entire charger where the sun doesn’t shine.
Including the 3 pin plug I presume?

Thats some kinky shit!
 
#4
Further down the page as a follow up.

On Monday The Scum told how jailbird Martin Mahoney needed 200 internal stitches after a concealed phone BROKE in his bum at Highpoint Prison in Suffolk.

Tell me that didnt make his eyes water?
 
#6
Its probably on silent, and just vibrates....

(I'm only stating the bleedin obvious......)
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#7
Perhaps he was trying to contact the Home Secretary. He talks out of his arse.
 
#8
Thats fcuk all, on an Escape and Evasion exercise I once hid an FFR 110 and a 1500W gene up my fritter..

On another dry exercise on Saltau I hid 5 Herfy ten packs and an old Barbie made out of a cut in half 45 gallon drum...... along with the fattest ACC chef I could muster.
 
#9
My wifey has just finished a placement at a local prison and apparently the phone and charger up the botty thing is commenplace, looks like a slow news day for the Scum reporters
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#10
I suspect that Barrymore will fit most of the Orange network in his when he goes inside.
 
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minister_doh_nut said:
Thats fcuk all, on an Escape and Evasion exercise I once hid an FFR 110 and a 1500W gene up my fritter..

On another dry exercise on Saltau I hid 5 Herfy ten packs and an old Barbie made out of a cut in half 45 gallon drum...... along with the fattest ACC chef I could muster.
MDN sometimes you talk absolute shite!! You will never get a chef on muster.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#13
scotlass said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I suspect that Barrymore will fit most of the Orange network in his when he goes inside.
God i hope its not pay as you go...
I'm sure he will offer discounts. Especially to non-swimming butchers.
 

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