Its going to be very cold this winter

#1
According to the BBC this winter is going to be a shocker. You can read all about it here: Brrrr!!!!

Anyway, this got me thinking.

You are stuck in a log cabin up in Scotland or somewhere for the entire winter. It's snowing outside, it's freezing cold (etc) and you get to choose the following things to go in there with you:

1. An infinite supply of one variety of booze.

2. One member of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you prefer, hey it's 2005). This is a toughie, I reckon a fairly fit but interesting bird would be better than a ridiculously hot but annoying one.

3. One games console with one game (Nerds at 200 metres, watch and shoot!).

4. One book.

5. An infinite supply of any one product by Ginsters, purveyors of delicious savoury snacks.

6. A novelty item of clothing.

7. Something to fight polar bears with.

8. One DVD.

Alternatively, choose for somebody else :D

V!
 
#2
er....is it likely to get that bad by November 5th in Edinburgh (Arrse Northern Xmas Gathering (TM)????

I choose BabyBlue as my one item. :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:

and a bergan full of burgers just happens to be in my motor, for the log fire.

(well a bloke has to keep his strength up!)

:lol:
 
#3
Micky_Dees said:
er....is it likely to get that bad by November 5th in Edinburgh (Arrse Northern Xmas Gathering (TM)????

I choose BabyBlue as my one item. :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:

and a bergan full of burgers just happens to be in my motor, for the log fire.

(well a bloke has to keep his strength up!)

:lol:
Sorry...did i misread it...can i take all 8 items...here goes....

1. Any South African Cabernet Sauvignon

2. babyblue

3. babyblue

4. babyblue

5. their cornish pasties...mmmmmmmmm

6. heh....babyblue (well part of me will be covered up for much of the time)

7. an L118 Light Gun and 200 Rds HE.

8. babyblue and I will make our own thanks.
 
#4
1. An infinite supply of one variety of booze - Macallan 18

2. One member of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you prefer, hey it's 2005). This is a toughie, I reckon a fairly fit but interesting bird would be better than a ridiculously hot but annoying one. - HM The Queen

3. One games console with one game (Nerds at 200 metres, watch and shoot!) - Sod that, twister.

4. One book. Catch 22

5. An infinite supply of any one product by Ginsters, purveyors of delicious savoury snacks. Original Pasty, nice when dipped in the scotch

6. A novelty item of clothing. Paddington Bear costume

7. Something to fight polar bears with. A squadron of female thai sex-ninjas. Under Opcom

8. One DVD. Seven Samurai
 

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#6
1. Infinite supply of Penfold's Grange.

2. Tera Patrick - she's a trained nurse, or so I'm told, as well as a porn star so she can help deal with any orthopaedic injuries that our sexual activities engender.

3. Games console - I'm sorry, I'm too old to understand that...

4. 'I an Actor' by Nicholas Craig: a spoof theatrical autobiography and the funniest book ever written.

5. Steak and Kidney pie, provided a supply of brown sauce was available

6. Novelty clothing: a policewoman's outfit for Tera (see above)

7. An H'n'K G3K

8. DVD: The Outlaw Josey Wales
 
#7
1. An infinite supply of one variety of booze. vodka

2. One member of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you prefer, hey it's 2005). This is a toughie, I reckon a fairly fit but interesting bird would be better than a ridiculously hot but annoying one.Lawrence Delalio

3. One games console with one game (Nerds at 200 metres, watch and shoot!). x-box - halo2

4. One book.Anything by Kathy Reichs :roll: like Im gonna be reading!!!

5. An infinite supply of any one product by Ginsters, purveyors of delicious savoury snacks.Snake and Pygmy

6. A novelty item of clothing.One Complete set of PSNI Riot Gear, size Delalio :twisted:

7. Something to fight polar bears with.TSG PSNI

8. One DVD.As good as it gets
 
#8
God this is easy...

1. Booze - Polish Spiritus (95% alcohol by volume) - make all sorts of sh*t out of that
2. Opposite sex - Kate Silverton (I think she is still a virgin)
3. Games console - won't need it if I can get Kate Silverton so I'll have Natasha Kaplinski also
4. If I've got Kate and Natasha, what the hell am I going to do with a book ?
5. Those sausage shaped puke filled things
6. Stilletoes for both kate and Natasha
7. Polar bear problem - about 200 virgins should keep me safe
8. Bollox
 
#9
Vegetius said:
According to the BBC this winter is going to be a shocker. You can read all about it here: Brrrr!!!!

Anyway, this got me thinking.

You are stuck in a log cabin up in Scotland or somewhere for the entire winter. It's snowing outside, it's freezing cold (etc) and you get to choose the following things to go in there with you:

1. An infinite supply of one variety of booze - Vodka and coke

2. One member of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you prefer, hey it's 2005). This is a toughie, I reckon a fairly fit but interesting bird would be better than a ridiculously hot but annoying one - Chris Martin from Coldplay

3. One games console with one game - My PSP with Splinter Cell as my game choice

4. One book - High fidelity, by Nick Hornby

5. An infinite supply of any one product by Ginsters, purveyors of delicious savoury snacks - Just a shite load of bacon sandwiches with huge amounts of HP Brown Sauce will do me fine

6. A novelty item of clothing - Does whipped cream, a blind fold, a whip and handcuffs count?

7. Something to fight polar bears with - Errr dunno.

8. One DVD - Braveheart
 
#10
1) Laphroaig
2) Johnny Depp (crikey that was a tough choice!)
3) Oh no no no no! Can I take monopoly or trivial pursuit since they will take all winter to play one game anyway! :-D
4) The Snow Leopard
5) Original, but like cpunk I would only have it on the condition that sauce 'comes with' ;-)
6) Santa outfit, come Christmas Eve it would confuse the hell out of him :lol:
7) Hmmm Polar bears - are they even in Scotland? Could I recruit some Arrsers to protect me!?
8) The Thomas Crown Affair (Pierce Brosnan version!)
 
#11
1. Booze. vodka

2. One member of the opposite sex. Any :)

3. One games console with one game. PS2 Command & Conquer

4. One book. English to Scottish dictionary, you never know, you might get guests!

5. An infinite supply of any one product by Ginsters, purveyors of delicious savoury snacks. Sausage Roll - Yummy!!!

6. A novelty item of clothing. Silly hat.

7. Something to fight polar bears with. Tony Blair. Not much chance of winning, but good viewing!

8. One DVD. Life of Brian.

Top thread :)

CC_TA
 
#12
I thought the least I could do was post mine.

1. Booze: Any quaffable red wine. I was going to be nails and choose Jack Daniels, but you can't really drink it for breakfast unlike, say, a half-decent Barolo.

2. One member of the opposite sex: Monica Belluci. Naturally, it would be Angelina for the weekend, but four months?

3. One console with game: Full Spectrum Warrior (nerd fell when hit!).

4. One book: The Eagle Has Landed by Jack Higgins. Seriously.

5. An infinite supply of any one product by Ginsters: The buffet bar, a coleslaw filled confection. This is a karma thing; I'm trapped having hot sex with Monica-fcuking-Belluci, I must suffer in other ways.

6. A novelty item of clothing: Agent Provocateur basque (for Monica, not me, OK maybe now and then).

7. Something to fight polar bears with: A baseball bat with a few nails hammered through it.

8. One DVD: Toughest question of them all. I'm going for Ronin. I think Monica might like it and we can role-play "what colour is the boat-house at Hereford?" when we get bored.

V!
 
#13
Vegetius said:
I thought the least I could do was post mine.

2. One member of the opposite sex: Monica Belluci. Naturally, it would be Angelina for the weekend, but four months? V!
V - off topic but you certainly have an eye for sultry looking women. OK as long as you don't live in Essex!
 
#14
1. A bowser full of Belmers Auld Mong (7.8 abv)

2. Natasha Kaplinsky

3. Games? I'm with RTFQ on this one.

4. The Forgotten Soldier by Guy Sajer. You think it's cold outside?

5. Pies it is then.

6. BUPA Nursie outfit for Natasha.

7. The trusty SLR.

8. Enema Nuns II - Dirty Habits.
 
#15
1) A nice Merlot.
2) Eliza Dusku
3) PS2 with GTA Vice City
4) Lord of the Rings (GEEK)
5) Spicy Chicken Slice mmmnnnnnn
6) Thigh Highs for the Bird
7) Minimi (the gun, not the person althought that might be better)
8) The Rock (the film, not the person).
 
#16
1. An infinite supply of one variety of booze. Dom Perignon

2. One member of the opposite sex. You. Yes, YOU! You know who you are! Well, you're 300 miles closer to bloody Scotland than I am, so I'll pick you up on the way past :twisted:

3. One games console with one game. Delete console. Insert large hot-tub to be filled with Dom Perignon and you.

4. One book. any of the Discworld series

5. An infinite supply of any one product by Ginsters, purveyors of delicious savoury snacks. Spicy chicken slice. Slightly higher cal count than the pasties & gonna need the energy

6. A novelty item of clothing. Yes, clothing will be a novelty.

7. Something to fight polar bears with. Why fight em? Unless they try to join us in the tub

8. One DVD. Why bother? The rules haven't mentioned anything to play it on :roll:
 
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#17
Thanks for the news. Since I live in Scotland I've just got time to get some stores in before the place shuts down. I was planning on joining in with the list thing, got a stock of Lagavulin, home-brew bitter and a couple of cases of Merlot, but you want me to pick a Ginsters product? You must be kidding. Have you any idea what goes into those things?

Fighting Polar Bears? That's what the wife's for.
 
#18
1. It would have to be a single malt, so if I'm not paying, a nice old single cask.

2. Kirsty Wark, I will convince her of the evils of socialism

3. Daley Thomson's Decathlon on the spectrum

4. Proust or something equally heavy, otherwise I'll never read it.

5. Sausage roll, there is no other.

6. A polar bear suit but I'll get that up there, see below.

7. 375H&H Two barrels, anything less will just annoy it.

8. Mullholland Drive, by the end of the trip I might actually understand it
 
#20
1. Apfelkorn Vodka with massive supply of ice.
2. One with plenty of stamina and doesnt need a lot of sleep.
3. Pass.
4. Fleshmarket Close.
5. Ginsters Steak & Black Pepper Pie
6. Polar Fleece Stockings Hat
7. M60
8. Love Actually
 

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