Its going to be very cold this winter

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  1. According to the BBC this winter is going to be a shocker. You can read all about it here: Brrrr!!!!

    Anyway, this got me thinking.

    You are stuck in a log cabin up in Scotland or somewhere for the entire winter. It's snowing outside, it's freezing cold (etc) and you get to choose the following things to go in there with you:

    1. An infinite supply of one variety of booze.

    2. One member of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you prefer, hey it's 2005). This is a toughie, I reckon a fairly fit but interesting bird would be better than a ridiculously hot but annoying one.

    3. One games console with one game (Nerds at 200 metres, watch and shoot!).

    4. One book.

    5. An infinite supply of any one product by Ginsters, purveyors of delicious savoury snacks.

    6. A novelty item of clothing.

    7. Something to fight polar bears with.

    8. One DVD.

    Alternatively, choose for somebody else :D

    V!
     
  2. er....is it likely to get that bad by November 5th in Edinburgh (Arrse Northern Xmas Gathering (TM)????

    I choose BabyBlue as my one item. :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:

    and a bergan full of burgers just happens to be in my motor, for the log fire.

    (well a bloke has to keep his strength up!)

    :lol:
     
  3. Sorry...did i misread it...can i take all 8 items...here goes....

    1. Any South African Cabernet Sauvignon

    2. babyblue

    3. babyblue

    4. babyblue

    5. their cornish pasties...mmmmmmmmm

    6. heh....babyblue (well part of me will be covered up for much of the time)

    7. an L118 Light Gun and 200 Rds HE.

    8. babyblue and I will make our own thanks.
     
  4. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP

    1. An infinite supply of one variety of booze - Macallan 18

    2. One member of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you prefer, hey it's 2005). This is a toughie, I reckon a fairly fit but interesting bird would be better than a ridiculously hot but annoying one. - HM The Queen

    3. One games console with one game (Nerds at 200 metres, watch and shoot!) - Sod that, twister.

    4. One book. Catch 22

    5. An infinite supply of any one product by Ginsters, purveyors of delicious savoury snacks. Original Pasty, nice when dipped in the scotch

    6. A novelty item of clothing. Paddington Bear costume

    7. Something to fight polar bears with. A squadron of female thai sex-ninjas. Under Opcom

    8. One DVD. Seven Samurai
     
  5. oh no got training on the 5th :(
     
  6. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    1. Infinite supply of Penfold's Grange.

    2. Tera Patrick - she's a trained nurse, or so I'm told, as well as a porn star so she can help deal with any orthopaedic injuries that our sexual activities engender.

    3. Games console - I'm sorry, I'm too old to understand that...

    4. 'I an Actor' by Nicholas Craig: a spoof theatrical autobiography and the funniest book ever written.

    5. Steak and Kidney pie, provided a supply of brown sauce was available

    6. Novelty clothing: a policewoman's outfit for Tera (see above)

    7. An H'n'K G3K

    8. DVD: The Outlaw Josey Wales
     
  7. 1. An infinite supply of one variety of booze. vodka

    2. One member of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you prefer, hey it's 2005). This is a toughie, I reckon a fairly fit but interesting bird would be better than a ridiculously hot but annoying one.Lawrence Delalio

    3. One games console with one game (Nerds at 200 metres, watch and shoot!). x-box - halo2

    4. One book.Anything by Kathy Reichs :roll: like Im gonna be reading!!!

    5. An infinite supply of any one product by Ginsters, purveyors of delicious savoury snacks.Snake and Pygmy

    6. A novelty item of clothing.One Complete set of PSNI Riot Gear, size Delalio :twisted:

    7. Something to fight polar bears with.TSG PSNI

    8. One DVD.As good as it gets
     
  8. God this is easy...

    1. Booze - Polish Spiritus (95% alcohol by volume) - make all sorts of sh*t out of that
    2. Opposite sex - Kate Silverton (I think she is still a virgin)
    3. Games console - won't need it if I can get Kate Silverton so I'll have Natasha Kaplinski also
    4. If I've got Kate and Natasha, what the hell am I going to do with a book ?
    5. Those sausage shaped puke filled things
    6. Stilletoes for both kate and Natasha
    7. Polar bear problem - about 200 virgins should keep me safe
    8. Bollox
     
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  10. 1) Laphroaig
    2) Johnny Depp (crikey that was a tough choice!)
    3) Oh no no no no! Can I take monopoly or trivial pursuit since they will take all winter to play one game anyway! :-D
    4) The Snow Leopard
    5) Original, but like cpunk I would only have it on the condition that sauce 'comes with' ;-)
    6) Santa outfit, come Christmas Eve it would confuse the hell out of him :lol:
    7) Hmmm Polar bears - are they even in Scotland? Could I recruit some Arrsers to protect me!?
    8) The Thomas Crown Affair (Pierce Brosnan version!)
     
  11. 1. Booze. vodka

    2. One member of the opposite sex. Any :)

    3. One games console with one game. PS2 Command & Conquer

    4. One book. English to Scottish dictionary, you never know, you might get guests!

    5. An infinite supply of any one product by Ginsters, purveyors of delicious savoury snacks. Sausage Roll - Yummy!!!

    6. A novelty item of clothing. Silly hat.

    7. Something to fight polar bears with. Tony Blair. Not much chance of winning, but good viewing!

    8. One DVD. Life of Brian.

    Top thread :)

    CC_TA
     
  12. I thought the least I could do was post mine.

    1. Booze: Any quaffable red wine. I was going to be nails and choose Jack Daniels, but you can't really drink it for breakfast unlike, say, a half-decent Barolo.

    2. One member of the opposite sex: Monica Belluci. Naturally, it would be Angelina for the weekend, but four months?

    3. One console with game: Full Spectrum Warrior (nerd fell when hit!).

    4. One book: The Eagle Has Landed by Jack Higgins. Seriously.

    5. An infinite supply of any one product by Ginsters: The buffet bar, a coleslaw filled confection. This is a karma thing; I'm trapped having hot sex with Monica-fcuking-Belluci, I must suffer in other ways.

    6. A novelty item of clothing: Agent Provocateur basque (for Monica, not me, OK maybe now and then).

    7. Something to fight polar bears with: A baseball bat with a few nails hammered through it.

    8. One DVD: Toughest question of them all. I'm going for Ronin. I think Monica might like it and we can role-play "what colour is the boat-house at Hereford?" when we get bored.

    V!
     
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  13. V - off topic but you certainly have an eye for sultry looking women. OK as long as you don't live in Essex!
     
  14. 1. A bowser full of Belmers Auld Mong (7.8 abv)

    2. Natasha Kaplinsky

    3. Games? I'm with RTFQ on this one.

    4. The Forgotten Soldier by Guy Sajer. You think it's cold outside?

    5. Pies it is then.

    6. BUPA Nursie outfit for Natasha.

    7. The trusty SLR.

    8. Enema Nuns II - Dirty Habits.
     
  15. 1) A nice Merlot.
    2) Eliza Dusku
    3) PS2 with GTA Vice City
    4) Lord of the Rings (GEEK)
    5) Spicy Chicken Slice mmmnnnnnn
    6) Thigh Highs for the Bird
    7) Minimi (the gun, not the person althought that might be better)
    8) The Rock (the film, not the person).