Its fucking normal and a non story

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bitterandtwisted, Feb 23, 2012.

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  1. Whenever I see that you've started a thread, I lower my expectations. And this is coming from ME - most of mine end up in the Hole but they're better than your unfunny news stories and other trivial dull shite.

    No offence.
     
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  2. At least I aim to please....
     
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  3. I hope your aim was better with your personal weapon.
     
  4. I couldn't hit a cows arse with a fecking shovel!
     
  5. Fuck this I am going for a pint of methadone until its all over.
     
  6. Put it on auto.
    You'll get the bastard eventually;-)
     
  7. I bet you've tried though.

    Fuck it, I'm calling the RSPCA.
     
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  8. If it wasn't for the 7.62 pencil I'd never have passed an APWT!
     
  9. All I have to say to Finland's first gentleman is "good lad!"

    And I would definetly go for Kate middleton. No doubt about that one
     
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  10. Kingo? Shouldn't you be out thieving, you scouse wanker?

    Hello by the way.
     
  11. At least the title of the thread was an honest description. To be fair to him though, she is lovely.....
     
  12. Get us one while you're up mate.
     
  13. Ciggie

    Ciggie On ROPs

    I think it gives away the fact that I'm over 40 by admitting that when I was a teenager I spanked one off once or twice whilst thinking of our dear Princess Royal...struck me as a horny vixen at the time, don't think I'd bother now.
     
  14. No it's quite late and I have finished my thieving for the day.

    Hello to you too
     
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