Its Friday

#1
At last fellow Arrsers its that holly day of Friday again :lol: where we can all go on the phiss all weekend and suffer the all horrendous hangovers monday morning.

But apart from drinking vast vast quantities of ale what other interesting things do we all get up to?

Abuse and funnies welcome

:lol:
 
#2
I will be visiting the grave of my great grandmother and places flowers on her final resting place.

Then I shall remove the top soil, lift open her pine over coat and suck her rotting tits

Then I'm comign to your house for tea where I will beat you with a bicycle chain until you are very poorly.
 
#3
I will be showering in the blood of my enemies, listening to the sweet music that is their cries of agony, building a throne from their bleached white skulls...

I also thought I might do some gardening. :D
 
#4
minister_doh_nut said:
I will be visiting the grave of my great grandmother and places flowers on her final resting place.

Then I shall remove the top soil, lift open her pine over coat and suck her rotting tits

Then I'm comign to your house for tea where I will beat you with a bicycle chain until you are very poorly.
Will Fair Trade coffee suit you ?
 

Auld-Yin

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#6
Chris_2oo6 said:
its friday

and i've just lost my fcuking wallet with everything in.. after withdrawing all of my cash!!

great start , not!
Chris,

Look on the bright side - if it was not for bad luck you would have no luck at all :wink:
 
#10
minister_doh_nut said:
I will be visiting the grave of my great grandmother and places flowers on her final resting place.

Then I shall remove the top soil, lift open her pine over coat and suck her rotting tits

Then I'm comign to your house for tea where I will beat you with a bicycle chain until you are very poorly.
Bicycle chain - bit tame of you isn't it?
 

Ventress

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#11
Chris_2oo6 said:
its friday

and i've just lost my fcuking wallet with everything in.. after withdrawing all of my cash!!

great start , not!
Bugger. I am sure some good citizen will hand it in....................
 
#12
Ventress said:
Chris_2oo6 said:
its friday

and i've just lost my fcuking wallet with everything in.. after withdrawing all of my cash!!

great start , not!
Bugger. I am sure some good citizen will hand it in....................
lol.. more chance of getting blood from stone of that happening in my area

reported it to the police just in case.. some little scrote has probably took the money and chucked it though :(
 
#13
Chris_2oo6 said:
its friday

and i've just lost my fcuking wallet with everything in.. after withdrawing all of my cash!!

great start , not!
Dont worry mate, I've found it. I shall be spending your cash on absinthe and crystal meth, and maxing out your credit card on "specialist" Estonian hookers.

Cheers! :D
 
#14
Chris_2oo6 said:
Ventress said:
Chris_2oo6 said:
its friday

and i've just lost my fcuking wallet with everything in.. after withdrawing all of my cash!!

great start , not!
Bugger. I am sure some good citizen will hand it in....................
lol.. more chance of getting blood from stone of that happening in my area

reported it to the police just in case.. some little scrote has probably took the money and chucked it though :(
You could put the word out in your area that you have lost your wallet and would like a 'good citizen' to hand it back with no more questions asked .... dont forget to reinforce your message with the badly mangled body of one of the local scrotes at your feet as you proclaim your words. :twisted:

Hope this is of some use :)
 
#15
Chris_2oo6 said:
Ventress said:
Chris_2oo6 said:
its friday

and i've just lost my fcuking wallet with everything in.. after withdrawing all of my cash!!

great start , not!
Bugger. I am sure some good citizen will hand it in....................
lol.. more chance of getting blood from stone of that happening in my area

reported it to the police just in case.. some little scrote has probably took the money and chucked it though :(
Looking on the bright side, since you haven't joined up yet you haven't lost your MOD 90! So at least you won't be getting charged.
 
#16
Tartan_Terrier said:
Chris_2oo6 said:
Ventress said:
Chris_2oo6 said:
its friday

and i've just lost my fcuking wallet with everything in.. after withdrawing all of my cash!!

great start , not!
Bugger. I am sure some good citizen will hand it in....................
lol.. more chance of getting blood from stone of that happening in my area

reported it to the police just in case.. some little scrote has probably took the money and chucked it though :(
Looking on the bright side, since you haven't joined up yet you haven't lost your MOD 90! So at least you won't be getting charged.
good job i lost it now then really + not next week, so i can get a new bank card in time

coz i start basic next week.. do ya get them MOD 90's then or once you join ya battalion?
 
#17
If it's still the same as when I joined you'll get get a temporary one straight away, and your proper MOD 90 within a week or two of joining.
 
#20
Chris_2oo6 said:
its friday

and i've just lost my fcuking wallet with everything in.. after withdrawing all of my cash!!

great start , not!
Come on rainy face, let's say hello to Mr Sunny Smile...you careless tw@t!
 

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