Its Friday

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  1. At last fellow Arrsers its that holly day of Friday again :lol: where we can all go on the phiss all weekend and suffer the all horrendous hangovers monday morning.

    But apart from drinking vast vast quantities of ale what other interesting things do we all get up to?

    Abuse and funnies welcome

    :lol:
     
  2. I will be visiting the grave of my great grandmother and places flowers on her final resting place.

    Then I shall remove the top soil, lift open her pine over coat and suck her rotting tits

    Then I'm comign to your house for tea where I will beat you with a bicycle chain until you are very poorly.
     
  3. I will be showering in the blood of my enemies, listening to the sweet music that is their cries of agony, building a throne from their bleached white skulls...

    I also thought I might do some gardening. :D
     
  4. Will Fair Trade coffee suit you ?
     
  5. its friday

    and i've just lost my fcuking wallet with everything in.. after withdrawing all of my cash!!

    great start , not!
     
  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Chris,

    Look on the bright side - if it was not for bad luck you would have no luck at all :wink:
     
  7. Football, beer, girlfriends mam and dads house, beer, comedy sex, car boot sale, beer, argument, kebab, wine maybe, aching kidney, Tesco's. Halloween fancy dress, dressing as The Colour Blue.
     
  8. i think todays just 1 of them days :evil:
     
  9. Sh!t dude, it's only 11am! Turn that frown upside down and go shoplifting, mugging, and stealing a lost wallets worth of loot.
     
  10. Bicycle chain - bit tame of you isn't it?
     
  11. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Bugger. I am sure some good citizen will hand it in....................
     
  12. lol.. more chance of getting blood from stone of that happening in my area

    reported it to the police just in case.. some little scrote has probably took the money and chucked it though :(
     
  13. Dont worry mate, I've found it. I shall be spending your cash on absinthe and crystal meth, and maxing out your credit card on "specialist" Estonian hookers.

    Cheers! :D
     
  14. You could put the word out in your area that you have lost your wallet and would like a 'good citizen' to hand it back with no more questions asked .... dont forget to reinforce your message with the badly mangled body of one of the local scrotes at your feet as you proclaim your words. :twisted:

    Hope this is of some use :)
     
  15. Looking on the bright side, since you haven't joined up yet you haven't lost your MOD 90! So at least you won't be getting charged.