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Goatman

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A man was sitting reading The Racing Post when his wife smashed him round the head with a large frying pan.

' Shit....what was that for?' the man asked.

The wife replied ' That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your shirt pocket, you bastard!'

The man then said ' Jeez...when I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'


the wife apologized and went on with the housework..

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with a marble rolling-pin , knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again.

Wife replied..
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'Your horse phoned'
 

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