It's for you.....

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Goatman, Jun 15, 2012.

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  1. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    A man was sitting reading The Racing Post when his wife smashed him round the head with a large frying pan.

    ' Shit....what was that for?' the man asked.

    The wife replied ' That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your shirt pocket, you bastard!'

    The man then said ' Jeez...when I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'
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    the wife apologized and went on with the housework..

    Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with a marble rolling-pin , knocking him unconscious.

    Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again.

    Wife replied..
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    'Your horse phoned'