A man was sitting reading The Racing Post when his wife smashed him round the head with a large frying pan. ' Shit....what was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied ' That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your shirt pocket, you bastard!' The man then said ' Jeez...when I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on' the wife apologized and went on with the housework.. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with a marble rolling-pin , knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again. Wife replied.. > > > > > > > >> > > > 'Your horse phoned'