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It's Cold Outside

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by iraqimac, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks

    "Dad, what kind of bear am I"?

    "You're a polar bear", his dad replies, "look at your lovely thick white fur".

    The baby polar bear carries on for a while and then goes up to his mum and asks

    "Mum, what kind of a bear am I"?

    "You're a polar bear bear", his mum replies, "look at your big feet and your long white fur".

    The baby bear not happy with this goes up to his brother

    "What kind of bear am I"?

    "You're a polar bear", his brother replies "Why do you ask"?

    "Because I'm Fuckin' freezing" replies the baby bear.
  2. The old oness are the best?