ITS CHRISTMAS DAY ALL IS SECURE v2

#1
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
HE LIVED ALL ALONE
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE
I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE
AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE

I LOOKED ALL ABOUT A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE
NO TINSEL NO PRESENTS NOT EVEN A TREE
NO STOCKING BY THE MANTLE JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND
ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS
WITH MEDALS AND BADGES AWARDS OF ALL KINDS
A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND

Oh no, not another fucking walt, that’s the eighteenth one tonight
 
#3
And I bet it was a cold night in Belfast too :roll:
 
#6
With feeling, from the US:-

Oh give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
And the living room's knee deep in sh1t ...

Try playing Python's "ho ho ho.exe"

:lol: Bah! Humbug! :lol:
 
#8
It was the Night be for Christmas
There was a bit of a to-do
Out of the darkness Came STAND TOO STAND TOO
The Rockets and Mortars came crashing around
All night they stood in Slit trench and Sanger
With the explosions sounding like some Christmas Banger
After battling all of night up came the sun
Enemy retreating or on the run
The special day is hers at last
For this will be their Christmas PAST
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#9
I feel sick now
 
#10
welsh_one said:
It was the Night be for Christmas
There was a bit of a to-do
Out of the darkness Came STAND TOO STAND TOO
The Rockets and Mortars came crashing around
All night they stood in Slit trench and Sanger
With the explosions sounding like some Christmas Banger
After battling all of night up came the sun
Enemy retreating or on the run
The special day is hers at last
For this will be their Christmas PAST
Congratulations, that is truly sh1te.
 
#11
wedge35 said:
welsh_one said:
It was the Night be for Christmas
There was a bit of a to-do
Out of the darkness Came STAND TOO STAND TOO
The Rockets and Mortars came crashing around
All night they stood in Slit trench and Sanger
With the explosions sounding like some Christmas Banger
After battling all of night up came the sun
Enemy retreating or on the run
The special day is hers at last
For this will be their Christmas PAST
Congratulations, that is truly sh1te.
It's not that fucking good!
 
#12
welsh_one said:
It was the Night be for Christmas
There was a bit of a to-do
Out of the darkness Came STAND TOO STAND TOO
The Rockets and Mortars came crashing around
All night they stood in Slit trench and Sanger
With the explosions sounding like some Christmas Banger
After battling all of night up came the sun
Enemy retreating or on the run
The special day is hers at last
For this will be their Christmas PAST
either someone doesn't get it or i call wah?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#13
It was the night before christmas
He was having a wank
Remembering the time he saw a tank
A can of Stella and a packet of smokes
He crys over the girls who have turned down his pokes
Never been on tour and never served
Over real soldiers he secretly perved
He wanted that tour he wanted the hunt
But all it turns out
He's just a cunt!
 
#14
It was the night before christmas and all through the fob.
Soldiers were snoring not beginning to sob.

For they aren't winging crying arrses who go on about christmas
however lots of boring walts do as they sit on their ass.

The soldiers instead are keeping themselves up beat
by polishing one off whilst looking at porn of the feet.
 
#15
B_AND_T said:
It was the night before christmas
He was having a wank
Remembering the time he saw a tank
A can of Stella and a packet of smokes
He crys over the girls who have turned down his pokes
Never been on tour and never served
Over real soldiers he secretly perved
He wanted that tour he wanted the hunt
But all it turns out
He's just a cunt!
That is just so moving.

Now, about my dysfunctional tear ducts........................... :\')
 
#17
nebapneb said:
welsh_one said:
It was the Night be for Christmas
There was a bit of a to-do
Out of the darkness Came STAND TOO STAND TOO
The Rockets and Mortars came crashing around
All night they stood in Slit trench and Sanger
With the explosions sounding like some Christmas Banger
After battling all of night up came the sun
Enemy retreating or on the run
The special day is hers at last
For this will be their Christmas PAST
either someone doesn't get it or i call wah?
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM
ETC, ETC, ETC...

I hope your right Neb.... FFS :roll:
 
#18
verticalgyro said:
Closet_Jibber said:
It was the night before christmas and all through the fob.
Soldiers were snoring not beginning to sob.

For they aren't winging crying arrses who go on about christmas
however lots of boring walts do as they sit on their ass.

The soldiers instead are keeping themselves up beat
by polishing one off whilst looking at porn of the feet.
Bit sticky in here.....

wipes c0ck
Stop it, you'll have me crying soon. Boo Hoo.

Where the fuck do we find them?
 

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