It's Christmas after all!

Beware it's from the DM!!

Happy Christmas to all on benefit!

Single parent Marie Buchan from Birmingham has eight children under 13

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She doesn't work but receives £2,227 a month in benefits
Even though she is £1,000 in debt, she won't scrimp on Christmas
Has bought each of her children dozens of gifts
And just got herself a puppy as she felt broody
She said she doesn't feel guilty about spoiling her children
'Everyone deserves a Christmas and why should we on benefits not be able to?' she said

YES it's from the DM!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...istmas-funded-benefits-worth-2-200-MONTH.html
 
Beware it's from the DM!!

Happy Christmas to all on benefit!

Single parent Marie Buchan from Birmingham has eight children under 13

24206EA300000578-2877774-image-a-34_1418839050465.jpg


She doesn't work but receives £2,227 a month in benefits
Even though she is £1,000 in debt, she won't scrimp on Christmas
Has bought each of her children dozens of gifts
And just got herself a puppy as she felt broody
She said she doesn't feel guilty about spoiling her children
'Everyone deserves a Christmas and why should we on benefits not be able to?' she said

YES it's from the DM!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...istmas-funded-benefits-worth-2-200-MONTH.html

Thank fukc she bought a puppy, damned sight better than having another kid to boost her benefit.
And if she's had 8 kids under 13, she must be banging like a belt-fed Wombat.







Hmmm ... anyone got her number?
 

The_Snail

ADC
RIP
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I'll bet she could stretch her fanny lips over her Christmas hat. That present in her hand is a 5 piece telescopic dildo. Fact.
 

hotel_california

LE
Book Reviewer
She mite be a scrounging cnut but at least she did donate some of our taxes to the RBL by purchasing official proper remembering curtains.
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
Another benefit story just to get me wound up.
Well it won't work this time because I have bloody well given up.
Merry Christmas to her and all her sprogs, go on spend some more, have a huge turkey and a nice joint of beef and some of that nice ham from Fortnums when your at it. Don't forget the trifle, I like a nice trifle at Christmas.
What a lovely story.
 

DaManBugs

LE
Book Reviewer
How come there are no piccies of all the politicians' kids, who'll also be getting pressies courtesy of the taxpayer?

MsG
 

Ritch

LE
Y'know, I just took my tinfoil hat off to give it a lean and a thought popped into my head...

@fltpilot must be a DM employee!
 

The_Snail

ADC
RIP

Ritch

LE
I did promise not to use the DM on Arrse, but it is Xmas after all!
In the New Year i will go back to being good!:rolleyes:

And how dare you think i work for them, Sir i challenge you to a Duel!!

Challenge declined. Even in my weakened state, I'd still kick your arse! It'd be embarrassing. I'm doing you a favour!
 

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