Its been a bad day!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheBishopBasher, Jun 2, 2006.

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  1. :x F*cking boll0cks cnuty pi*ssflaps ars*wank buggory tw*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x
  2. You wanted to to get your fecking bollocks up some cunts pissflaps but the buggory twat turned out to be a guy?
  3. Me too, with a great big f**k off cherry on top :omfg: :(
  4. A bad day indeedy then TheBishopBasher :lol:
  5. "Why, no, Mr. President, Mr. Ahmadinejad hasn't left you any messages."
  6. Know the feeling!!!

  7. You want my headache to go with that?
  8. I Have had a belta!! :D

    Got promoted!! :D :D :D

    Now im on shift,,,,,,balls. :evil:
  9. Congrats! It's nice to get screwed after a gooden.
  10. there there
  11. Hey congrats to you Hallveg. Nice one :wink:

  12. Cheers,

    Dont suppose you fancy doing my shift so i can go get monged up?
  13. I went to a funeral and all was going really well until the end, when the sodding organist played Nimrod and I blubbed in front of all my elderly neighbours and their grand daughters.

    What a load of ti.ttybumwa.nk