It's all going wrong

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fang_Farrier, Mar 8, 2013.

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  1. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Feck, just sliced finger taking the foil off the champagne.

    Nips a bit but think I'll live.


    And just found out hotel have buggered up booking for spa treatments for Mrs F for tomorrow so she won't be busy at 1430 anymore.
     
  2. It's Buckfast.
     
  3. Send her shopping quick man
     
  4. Am I missing some really long thread about some shit you are planning this weekend?
     
  5. ARRSE. The new Facef*ck.

    (Actually I really feel your pain).





















    not
     
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  6. It's Mother's Day on Sunday, probably trying to woo her into taking a length.
     
  7. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Do I seem the sort of person who drinks buckfast!
     
  8. Quite right, get another bottle.
     
  9. Don't worry....







    ....the England games not till Sunday!
     
  10. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    The other bottle is Bowmore Tempest.
     
  11. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Good, still time to buy an Azzuri top then.
     
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  12. the game starts at 2.30 so send her shopping and you are sorted
     
  13. Stop waffling send your son.
     
  14. You'll have to cancel the whore you booked now.
     
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  15. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    We've been over this, am not sending you my son, I've asked him but he doesn't want to live south of the border, sorry.