It's A Miracle


It's A Miracle
An alter boy is in church cleaning the pews when he sees a cripple struggle through the doors of the church and make his way to the font of holy water. The boy watches as the cripple manages to get up the step, sprinkles holy water on his legs and then throws his crutches away.

The alter boy runs to get the priest and explains what he saw.

"It's a miracle", exclaims the priest, "where is he now?"

"Flat on his ass by the holy water", says the boy.