It's a bit like giving a young Stevie Wonder

#2
By temperamental he obviously means fucking shit.
 
#3
the twat couldn't even decide how to hold it, had assembled it wrong and then blames the weapon. oh and he kept saying ' fire in the hole' why???
 
#4
He was closer to resembling a Brit Squaddie of the 70s and 80s that most realise then.
 
#5
Because he's a fat twat who's never used a weapon, even the most basic recruit knows the IA drill.
 
#10
Resting the weight of the rifle on the mag on the table? holding by the mag? I wasn't a deliverer of death when I was in! but even I can spot accuracy wasn't high on his priorities.
 
#13
Gas plug in backwards? I don't think that's even possible. Perhaps his mate was being a cunt and took out the gas piston and return spring!
 
#15
There is an accompanying vid in which a round " cooks off" in the magazine "apparently"

Fat bloke needs to stick to bows and arrows ala red dawn
 
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Mark The Convict

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#16
The technical term is 'upside down'. Fucking cretinous inbred fat mong walt dull cunt. Him, not you :)

Edit; I haven't clicked the link, as a paroxysm of existential ennui prevents me from doing so. If it's the vid I'm thinking of, then my comment stands. If not it still stands.
 
#20
The technical term is 'upside down'. Fucking cretinous inbred fat mong walt dull cunt. Him, not you :)

Edit; I haven't clicked the link, as a paroxysm of existential ennui prevents me from doing so. If it's the vid I'm thinking of, then my comment stands. If not it still stands.
No you're still right Mark, he can cock a shot fine one at a time but there's no gas to re-chamber, so as you say, gas plug arrse up for sure. I only watched the goose bang off two and quit myself.
 

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