It's a bit like giving a young Stevie Wonder

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fattwat, Feb 24, 2013.

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  1. By temperamental he obviously means fucking shit.
  2. the twat couldn't even decide how to hold it, had assembled it wrong and then blames the weapon. oh and he kept saying ' fire in the hole' why???
  3. He was closer to resembling a Brit Squaddie of the 70s and 80s that most realise then.
  4. Because he's a fat twat who's never used a weapon, even the most basic recruit knows the IA drill.
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  5. "...he kept saying ' fire in the hole' why??? "

    It gives them a measure of self-confidence, I'm told.
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  6. Put it carefully on the ground and shout "staff, staff" ?
  7. Wasn't the first IA? mag off..pack off..and fuck off.
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  8. Shit drills.
  9. Resting the weight of the rifle on the mag on the table? holding by the mag? I wasn't a deliverer of death when I was in! but even I can spot accuracy wasn't high on his priorities.
  10. If the lard arse had been able to fire two rounds without a stoppage he would have torn a hole in the time space continuum, therefore a warning is only polite.
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  11. Gas plug in backwards? I don't think that's even possible. Perhaps his mate was being a cunt and took out the gas piston and return spring!
  12. His other vids have to be seen to be believed. Same as the fooking abomination of a SAS beret on his head front on. Badge in middle, excess pulled down both sides like a fucking swiss cottage.

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  13. There is an accompanying vid in which a round " cooks off" in the magazine "apparently"

    Fat bloke needs to stick to bows and arrows ala red dawn