Items for my new shed

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Closet_Jibber, Nov 28, 2009.

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  1. err wheres the bar and optics?
  2. Lazyboy wheelbarrow yes, ship in a bottle no unless you can knock nails in with it.
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

  4. I agree fully Biped that rug would be nice for scrapping the mud off.
  5. Sounds, you need sounds :)

  6. Biped, at first glance one would have thought that your are a hetro sex tiger for having a stash of lady porn but the "Interior" Design mags* gives you away.
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Damn! I've been rumbled! OK, OK, I get wood about chintz - arrest me!

  8. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Something for the Squrriels and fox,s
  9. Where I used to work the car washer had his own shed and a massive stash of porn. So he wouldn't get caught chimping away he fixed a rear view mirror up to keep an eye out. Therefore I suggest a good one of those to give a good view.
  10. Were you his 'porn buddy'?

  11. nah you need a real rifle like an SLR parareg :)
  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I shall have to tell the CO's about this thread. Otherwise they will think I was behind it.

    You lot are SO banned.
  13. Why are Shed Threads so taboo?
  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    One of the CO's had two Aunties who used to dress him up as a girl and lock him in the shed. The memory still haunts him.