Evening chaps. I'm not sure if mongo threads are still aloud its been a while since I saw one. Anyway this one is sort of pro-mong so should be ok. Tonight I had the "pleasure" of sitting through 2 hours of what can only be described as hell on earth. Little Veg was playing in her annual piano recital tonight and to be fair to the little gob shiite she was very good, unfortunately for me she was 23rd in a list of 34 of some of the worst noise makers I have ever had the displeasure of having to listen to. And to top it off I was at a doo last night with a free bar! I felt like the kids where actually in my head. Honestly why do some parents force there obviously talentless kids into torturing an instrument? its beyond my understanding, anyway, things where moving along (at a painfully slow pace) then number 21 was announced and down the isle stomped a mong! He never actually had any laboons tied to him but in my mind he had 4 and they where all brightly coloured. My god I was excited, all I could think was "please, please, please God let it be playing the drums!" and to my absolute delight, he was led over to the drum kit. Now each kid so far had done 2 songs, one a sort of demo of there scales etc and the other to show off to some music played over a loud speaker system, and fair play to the little fella he banged away on the drums and symbols like a man possessed, the drum instructor gave the nod, and the speaker sparked into life, with a loud screech... It was at this point the mong shit himself and started twaating the drums like he was being attacked by them! It was genius, the man who decided to put him up there was a comedy God! he went fecking ape, shouting and spitting, drool almost killed a bloke in the front row. Eventually his handler had to come down to get him and half drag the by now demented dementor back up to the back and out the door where he no doubt had to be subdued with icecream. I was not the only person there who thought it was funny, but I was the only one who openly laughed and clapped, and was only prevented from doing a standing ovation by an rather un happy Mrs Veg. Question is, am I going straight to Hell or is laughing at clearly distressed mentally handicapped children aloud now? yours hopefully Veg My spelling and grammer is wannk, I know it ok. I was going to spend another hour correcting it then thought nah its in the NAAFI.