Yeah baby, I'd pay Â£1,000,000 to bust the bint's hymen.
Rather than getting a full-on, out'n'out, rootin'tootin bang up against all the furniture, complete with uncontrollable, lusty, proper outrageous hardcore fcuking with a super-fit woman that REALLy loves it and knows what to do to bring me to a whole new existence . . . . .
I get a bint that I have to take it very carefully with and try not to make her wince and hurt too much.
Fcuk that, I'd much rather pay Â£100 to get a dorty sl@g!
Would my dog get a discount and further more would the PDSA pay for it?
Nah she looks like a healthy version of amy winehouse, she should have her arrse popped with a dirty camels c0ck for being such a slag!