Italian model to sell her virginity!

So we've established the principle that she is a prostitute, now we need to agree on the price :)
Quote - "I don't know what it's like to have sex," she told the magazine, Chi, adding that if the man who bought her virginity was ugly then she would quickly get over it.

Cool, counts me in - wonder if she would take NAAFI Stamps? Still got quite a few and even NAAFI won't accept them anymore
watch out for this little piece of surgical tomfoolery chaps!!! Would hate to see any of you ripped off 8O
Sneaky surgery
Which hole though?

Is it a BOGOF (buy one get one free) kind of deal?

Or three for the price of one?

Hmmmm... :?

All roads lead to Rome and when in Rome.... :D
There used to be a word for women like that-Whore! But I'm counting out me penny jar...


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What's a clitoris?


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Yeah baby, I'd pay £1,000,000 to bust the bint's hymen.

Rather than getting a full-on, out'n'out, rootin'tootin bang up against all the furniture, complete with uncontrollable, lusty, proper outrageous hardcore fcuking with a super-fit woman that REALLy loves it and knows what to do to bring me to a whole new existence . . . . .

I get a bint that I have to take it very carefully with and try not to make her wince and hurt too much.

Fcuk that, I'd much rather pay £100 to get a dorty sl@g!

Or am I just being picky?
Would my dog get a discount and further more would the PDSA pay for it?
Nah she looks like a healthy version of amy winehouse, she should have her arrse popped with a dirty camels c0ck for being such a slag! :twisted:


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Damned double posts!
A bidding war so you get to be the first person to knob some scrawny Italian bint who's main selling point is that she has no idea what she's doing?

Not interested, tell her to come back when she's had some practice.
Where's MDN and Spanish Dave? Never mind holidays to spain. Can the help them out fund stretch to $1,000,000 to cheer a poor injured squaddie up.

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