Italian Coffee Shop

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Herrumph, Feb 24, 2012.

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  1. Fucking Hell. I have just frothed all in my latte.
  2. Reminds me of Banja Luka CD shops. Brazen slags! Still, they're in the 'bank'
  3. Caffe Nero will never be the same again.
  4. Ciggie

    Ciggie LE

    Goodness, that's where I need to go, see other thread.....I do like a nice expanse of flesh, mammary-style, especially after a hard night discussing hydration.
  5. Nothing like a bit of the old entrepreneurial spirit.
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  6. viceroy

    viceroy LE

    She certainly has the assets to pull this sort of thing off. This being Italy, I am not surprised by the reaction of either sex to this. Keep living up to the stereotypes my Italian friends.
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Lovely pet. But if you could ask the Muppet in the blue shirt to pour my beer? Cheers.

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  8. Dukey, she just trying to retrieve the top of the bottle in the foreground from the crack of her arrse.
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  9. If they had barmaids like this at my local the pacemakers going haywire would fuse the national grid.
  10. John Civie

    John Civie Old-Salt

    Realy that would stop you? i thought most arrsers would crawl over hot coals to get a wiff of her fingers after that photo.

    Gotta be a good opening line in their to.
  11. JT0475

    JT0475 LE

    Holy cappuccino!!!
    She can froth my milk any day.

    Sent from my iPhone using ARRSE so I should probably be working....

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  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    "Oi, Pet. When vous has finished clawing vous crack, dos Creveza un make il snappy. Je suis un busy homme"
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  13. Surely that's "votre" crack. Not yours, hers.
  14. John Civie

    John Civie Old-Salt

    was that a mixture of northern, german and french?

    between her and Bunga bunga parties italy dosn't seem that bad a place to live even if it is up a financial creek without a paddle.

    Il vostro biscotto vuoi un po 'la crema?

    Voglio rompere il porta sul retro in - for the romantic arrser although the translations probably terrible