it woz da joos wot did it.

Grumblegrunt

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If in doubt blame the big noses.
 

Grumblegrunt

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#4
well usually you would blame the french but they are a bit close to home so da joos get it - again :)

have they looked at the iraqi gypsum angle? could be they were trying to get the family business back.

I was surprised about the headstones though, still I can get them some nice black granite from scarborough, nearly new and recently come onto the market.
 
#5
My new girlfriend is jewish. She doesnt have a big nose but she ****s like a runaway train.

Shame she lives in London
 

Grumblegrunt

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#6
I repaired a bike for a jewish guy in barnet (though they claimed it was hendon FFS) house full of baby nigellas - scary. they were also rude as fcuk except for him.

proper joos though with a rabbi round for protection money every other night.
 

Grumblegrunt

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#8
the one with the plastic silencer?
 
#11
Bloody interesting read all the same, would make a good book! I've always loved the Jew, remarkable race!
Most of the shite the DM prints is fiction, Mossad may be a bunch of inept knuckle draggers but they don't generally kill a bunch of people and then not even trouble to mop up the witnesses.
 
#12
Agree with AliB i work for them (god's chosen people, not mossad), they are a fair, equal employer, pay well and on time. Not overly generous people, but then who likes to give money away? No complaints.
 
#13
Yup. 2 to the head at close range. Allegedly.
The Israelis aren't exactly fussy. In the head, a line of them up your back like that 'supergun' fella, bomb in your mobile or a nice simple hellfire from a tukka tukka, theyre not bothered as long as its job jobbed.

I'm particularly fond of the recent Cliff Richard "anyone for tennis?" assassination squad.

(We'll ignore the unfortunate slotting of random waiters.)
 
#14
I repaired a bike for a jewish guy in barnet (though they claimed it was hendon FFS) house full of baby nigellas - scary. they were also rude as fcuk except for him.

proper joos though with a rabbi round for protection money every other night.

I made the mistake of parking my wagon outside an ultra orthodox Rabbis house in 'little Israel' when i used to live in Londonshire. When he came home, he moved it from from outside his house by the simple method of ramming it down the road.=-|
Police were understanding enough, but suggested that a gentile parking a Mercedes outside an old hardcore homburg wearing Rabbis house defo came under the heading of a huge non kosher red rag to a bull, and I should just put it down to experience and park well away in future.
 
#15
I made the mistake of parking my wagon outside an ultra orthodox Rabbis house in 'little Israel' when i used to live in Londonshire. When he came home, he moved it from from outside his house by the simple method of ramming it down the road.=-|
Police were understanding enough, but suggested that a gentile parking a Mercedes outside an old hardcore homburg wearing Rabbis house defo came under the heading of a huge non kosher red rag to a bull, and I should just put it down to experience and park well away in future.
You could always park on Ancient Mariner's drive again.
 
#16
Surely, 'The Juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing'?
 
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I made the mistake of parking my wagon outside an ultra orthodox Rabbis house in 'little Israel' when i used to live in Londonshire. When he came home, he moved it from from outside his house by the simple method of ramming it down the road.=-|
Police were understanding enough, but suggested that a gentile parking a Mercedes outside an old hardcore homburg wearing Rabbis house defo came under the heading of a huge non kosher red rag to a bull, and I should just put it down to experience and park well away in future.

So, the Plod ignored criminal damage to a legally parked and taxed vehicle, because the guy happened to be an Orthodox Rabbi?

The Daily Heil could make a decent half-page 5 out of that.
 
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I made the mistake of parking my wagon outside an ultra orthodox Rabbis house in 'little Israel' when i used to live in Londonshire. When he came home, he moved it from from outside his house by the simple method of ramming it down the road.=-|
Police were understanding enough, but suggested that a gentile parking a Mercedes outside an old hardcore homburg wearing Rabbis house defo came under the heading of a huge non kosher red rag to a bull, and I should just put it down to experience and park well away in future.
Bullshit.
 
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