It was my mate who found George Michael!!

#1
when he was caught in his car at Hyde Park corner. Apparently the passerbye looked in and saw george slumped at the wheel, but on close inspection could see that not only was he asleep, but seemed to be smeared all over in chocolate........ The police are refusing to confirm or deny this, saying it was just some careless wispa.
 
#2
Muzzle_Brake said:
but seemed to be smeared all over in chocolate
...careful mate, might have been a blow back.
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
#4
I guess we're in for a Galaxy of chocolate puns?
 
#6
He wasn't exactly smartie, falling asleep in a street was he?
He's fortunate he won't be going down for a marathon stretch inside. Mind you, there would probably be a bounty on his arrse!
 
#8
Sounds like he needs a boost.

Perhaps he was on his way to a Picnic?
 
#9
#14
Allright lads, it isn't funny any more.

I think we should call a Time Out.
 
#15
StabTiffy2B said:
Allright lads, it isn't funny any more.

I think we should call a Time Out.
No, no - this is going down a Treat!
 

Rod924

LE
Kit Reviewer
#18
It was Bounty happen that he would Flake out After Eight! Especially as his car was narrowly missed by a Double Decker blown of course by a strong Minstrel but luckily the driver knew of all the TWIX to avoid collision
 
#19
Hyde park corner? Not exactly Quality street is it. Then again he couldve been spotted on Mars for all I care. His car was also rumoured to contain All Sorts and a dog called 'basset'.

SK
 

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