It was my mate who found George Michael!!

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by Muzzle_Brake, Feb 28, 2006.

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  1. when he was caught in his car at Hyde Park corner. Apparently the passerbye looked in and saw george slumped at the wheel, but on close inspection could see that not only was he asleep, but seemed to be smeared all over in chocolate........ The police are refusing to confirm or deny this, saying it was just some careless wispa.
     
  2. ...careful mate, might have been a blow back.
     
  3. That made me Snicker
     
  4. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    I guess we're in for a Galaxy of chocolate puns?
     
  5. He was Flaked out I take it?
     
  6. He wasn't exactly smartie, falling asleep in a street was he?
    He's fortunate he won't be going down for a marathon stretch inside. Mind you, there would probably be a bounty on his arrse!
     
  7. Not the usual finger of fudge then?
     
  8. Sounds like he needs a boost.

    Perhaps he was on his way to a Picnic?
     
  9. Now THAT is funny
     
  10. this is becoming a very funny "Topic"
     
  11. He'll probably come out of this smelling of Rose's.
     
  12. Men are from Venus - George is from .... MARS!!?
     
  13. are you sure it was a car he was in, i heard it was a double decker
     
  14. Allright lads, it isn't funny any more.

    I think we should call a Time Out.
     
  15. No, no - this is going down a Treat!