It says here that we have to be nice to gwars......

My ex wife was half-gwar. I mowed her head with a flymo strimmer.......and she's a ****.....Which when I tried to mow that ruined the lawn mower.
 
But this twat is, well, just a twat
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He's got the sort of face you could punch all weekend.
 
I can't belive the word '****' is blanked at the naafi.

****.

it's like you are all a bunch of ******* lightweights for taking part.

But don't let me cause any disruption. C. U. N. T. S.


****.
 

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How the fcuk can an Amish, um, thing, be a jihadist? The IED would be from the same shop that Willie E Coyote gets his clockwork bombs. ACME (I think). That would just be embarrassing. Jesus rollerblading Christ, hes ugly..
 
If only we could all come together.

Then at least, we might have half a chance of knowing what the **** everyone else is talking about.
 
If only we could all come together.

Then at least, we might have half a chance of knowing what the **** everyone else is talking about.
Terrorists and gwar's apparently. Interchangeable on the "sheer horror scale" IMHO
 
Terrorists and gwar's apparently. Interchangeable on the "sheer horror scale" IMHO

Your humility means a lot to me. Imho.

I have a quandary.

A pornucopia, if you will, of spare momentos to what was once love. Young tender nothings.

But I don't think I will. As ginger haired as she was. Fiery creature. Red Haired some say. I say Strawberry Blonde. I get beaten less that way. Oh the beatings.

Where was I?

Yes. No.

Gwars. Love them to bits.
 
Gwars should be culled. They are a pollutant made from the red skin of Eve's apple and are against God (his pyjamas be praised).
 
The Gwarrs shalt revolt!
Maybe we should start a Gwarr movement and start interbreeding with other blonde and brunette races!
There's not many advantages to being ginger, but at least if you grow a beard, (not in an Islamic way) you know what colour it will be. I have a work colleague who has to trim his beard every couple of days, otherwise it turns more ginger.

Saying that, if he became a suicide bomber, I'd happily strap the shite to his chest the waste of space.
 

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