It looks like dreams do come true......

#2
how did jarrod get the lock off toms chastity belt????????????
 

jarrod248

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#7
Hi Jarrod! Tom does care for you after all.....

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As seen in the Australian newspaper "The Age"
Tom does post on my facebook i'm fully aware of his love for me. It's a bit like MDN was with Natalie Imbuglia. At present he's too busy to respond to my dinner date requests but i'm sure he will do as soon as things settle after the olympics.
I plan something very romantic, deep and meaningful for our first date.
 

Joker62

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#11
#15
A bit of WD40 and he'll be fit for use over and over again. I'm sure my 'key' will fit his 'lock'
tell you what would work. roofies and bumming him. or maybe get him pissed on jagermeister, then bum him

Don't you live in Wakefield? Where are you when I need you.....
 
#17
Good quality olive oil and any substance test will prove negative.....
 

jarrod248

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#19
it would at least make a dull evening in Wakefield a touch more memorable.

Mind you, i think the least i can do is warn you i look nothing like Tom Daley
I don't live in Wakefield but there's nothing dull about the place, if you'd given me some notice i'd have come out - so to speak.
 
#20
it would at least make a dull evening in Wakefield a touch more memorable.

Mind you, i think the least i can do is warn you i look nothing like Tom Daley
He is partial to you red headed lads though... beware of handkerchiefs and someone asking you to "Here sniff this, does it smell like lavender"?
 

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