It deserves a thread of its own

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ignore... it wont allow me to add the bloody animated GIF... nor delete the bloody post!
 
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you may not be, I can fucking assure you that I am!

What was the fucking question again?
 
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As Arrse threads go, this is a fucking classic!

It's like when you play golf - all you need is one good hit, when you make ultimate contact with the fuck-pig... the sound of the clean hit and the ball rising through the parabola, straight and true and trundling onto the green, even if all your other shots are shite. It's enough to make you play another round.

This is one such thread. I'll be back on page 30 to see how it's developed.
 
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Is this a "thread of requirement" a la harry fucking potter.
Basically whenever you need it, it appears, therefore we may take it that whatever amuses us or interests us most has just been posted by another very kind and knowlegable arrser and we may reply to it however we see fit.

Fucking wizards....shit cunts, surely if you could do magic scary enough to be called fucking death eaters, you'd just explode the heads of everyone you didn't like.
Then bum seven different colours of shit out of hermione.....don't say you wouldn't, you lying cunts.
 
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Fucking wizards....shit cunts, surely if you could do magic scary enough to be called fucking death eaters, you'd just explode the heads of everyone you didn't like.
Then bum seven different colours of shit out of hermione.....don't say you wouldn't, you lying cunts.
You are J K Rowling (Welcome to Arrse Jay, I may call you Jay may I?) and I claim my turn with your wizards sleeve...
 
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Then bum seven different colours of shit out of hermione.....don't say you wouldn't, you lying cunts.
To be brutally frank, I'd be happy holding her hand.

However, in the interest of saving a thread with a good title, may I offer:Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Jessica Sexxxton, Monica Sexxxton Aiming To Be Filthy Rich (VIDEO, PHOTOS)

Although mother and daughter have sex in the same room at the same time -- often with the same male or female partner -- they insist that their encounters are not incestuous.
"I've always been an exhibitionist and sex just oozed out of me," she said, adding that she lost her virginity at the age of 12. "It was my idea. I dropped out of school in ninth grade and figured this was a good way to earn money."
WTF?

And in the interests of research (and moderately cognizant of the site rules), you'll need to search on 'clip hunter' sexxtons.

Dodgy, but I couldn't help noticing two bottles of water on the night stand. Very professional.
 

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Do I win any prizes for guessing it's got something to do with Joe Civvie's current sig?
 
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.........................I am totally baffled.

Golf, porn stars, worthiness, Harry Potter, wizards, Shit Cunts, JK Rowling & Joe Civvy?

What the fuck is that all about!
 
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Here ya go Airborne. Hokey Pokey aside, THIS is what it's all about.

[video=youtube;BMC7sHA8Iso]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMC7sHA8Iso[/video]

And they are right, LEGS/HATS are NOT WORTHY.
 

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Yep that bandwidth hungry GIF that is fucking up SATCOMN services to half the military.
 

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Oh don't get me wrong on my 50Mb fibre connect here in Canada it is great. But on a ship at the end of a very small pipeline it is rubbish. Average ship on Ops has 512KBps allocated (although not all that is for IGS surfing) - for Non Ops sailing it gets no SATCOM access. At 5.8Mbs for the GIF on that connect it will take about 6mins to load.

Just saying like.
 

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