It Could be worse... or could it?

#1
The other day we were having one of those 'It's shit, I'm getting out' chats in the Platoon Office, when somebody piped up with"well, it could be worse".

On reflection I was wondering how it could be worse. Here are a few ideas:

1. RAF to run ALL movement across the services (including holiday flights whilst on leave).

2. TCH to have ultimate tactical command of Field Army.

3. Leave to be at irregular times and of irregular duration in order to avoid setting patterns.

4. Units to have Political Officers. Health and Safety, Equal Oppurtunity and Welfare Officers to be made established appointments down to Sub-Unit level.

5. Army pay to be slashed in order to fund new pay rises for senior civil servants - we need to retain the best.

Anybody got any others?
 

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#4
All British Forces to be commanded by French Officers, fed by MacDonalds, and clothed by the Chinese Army.

We’re almost there, then….
:cry:
 
#6
Jarvis to maintain all vehicles

Michael Moore to run all weapon training

RMP to run all recruiting

Landmarc to continue to run ranges

Trinny and Susannah to design uniforms

All RAO functions outsourced to a call centre in Bangalore
 
#7
Three services restructuring:
All boats and diving to come under the Navy.
All aircraft to come under the RAF(this includes hovercraft)
All tracked,wheeled, and and anything inbetween vehicles to come under the Army.
All UKSF rebadged AGC
 
#18
HAH please give the RAF all a/c as that way we'd have less feck up, and the army might actually get the support it needs.

As a billy bonus the privilege flights for leave etc would all run by the work the techies put out ie a damn site more regularlry and reliably
 
#19
copterman said:
HAH please give the RAF all a/c as that way we'd have less feck up, and the army might actually get the support it needs.

As a billy bonus the privilege flights for leave etc would all run by the work the techies put out ie a damn site more regularlry and reliably
can you repeat that in english? :wink:
 

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