It Beats RyanAir

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, Aug 10, 2012.

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  1. It makes sense you know in a country that christened its curreny "Dong". I would fly with them over (-insert airline of your choice here) anyday.
  2. I hope this sort of thing doesn't catch on. Not that I fly with BA but just the thought.......
  3. 'Vietnamese officials have fined a budget airline for having beauty contestants in bikini-tops dance aboard a plane without authorisation, state-run media has reported'.

    Picture the scene ...

    'Look Mr Dang, you know what the law says. Section 3.2 of the National Aviation Code specifically states that if you've got go-go dancers on board your jets they have absolutely got to have their tits out and their nips visible. Sub-paragraph (b) also makes it compulsory that they fire ping pong balls out of their clunges at some point. We've got you bang to rights on this'.