Issues?

#1
Is it just me or has anybody else noticed that the wenches on this site constantly post "sex"?
Do you ladies have some kind of issues?? Not getting enough eh?
 
#2
One of two reasons, they are all blokes

Or they a Pug ugly ;D ;D
 
#3
I thought it was the guys who 'constantly post sex' ???

doh-nut - that's for us to know and you to wonder :p
 
#5
I think the real issue is, which users are really men pretending to be a woman.   I'm beginning to have serious doubts about some of the ladies.  I know this sort of thing goes on, on the tinternet.  Lonely men pretending to be women, as this gets more attention.  Scary stuff !
 
#6
Yes i think all wenches should post piccies to prove to the rest of us who's who.   ;D
 
#7
Gunny dont throw stones in glass houses some of us know you are an ugly woman passing herself off as a bloke ;D
 
#8
My ugliness have nothing to do with this issue MDN.  Neither has my humpback or claw hand (or even my small penis).  The real issue is...... is one communicating with a man or a woman?
 
#10
Catnip, I have encountered a number of highly sexed women, but in my experience no matter how highly sexed a bird is, after a decent roaring and their back doors are left looking like a ripped out fireplace. They normally can't eat anything stronger than a Khorma for a couple of months let alone think about sex or put up slutty posts on the ARRSE.
 
#11
The sad thing is that you guys have obviously never encountered a highly sexed woman.  
Catnip, That is not the question here, you may say your a highly sexed woman, but the probable reality is that your a fat 55 year old man in Wolverhampton, waiting for your day to finish so you can go home and shag your cat.  

I would be happy to be proven wrong, photographic evidence would do nicely.  
;D
 
#12
Lol @ ripped out fireplace....will use it later today...classic

Catnip, I truly hope you are a chick, please give evidence, Ie a piccy of your norks, a shot of your beetles bonnet, or arrange to meet a trusted male member of the site and give him a fluting, he can then report back
 
#13
And of course that is a job for a Moderator, because we have been entrusted with the sactity and preservation of this hallowed site. You wouldn't want to be mauled by the plebian great-unwashed now would you?
 
#14
I would like to volunteer my services to ARRSE and invite Catnip (or indeed any (so-called) lady) to my place in Manchester, so as to check out her/his story on one's sexuality.  Will ARRSE compensate me if it is indeed a man, and I'm wodgered in my own home ?
 
#15
No but I will sell the piccies on the internet for a tidy sum. ;D
 
#17
Edge very carefully towards the door, whilst pointing at the ceiling and say "What Cowboy did the artexing in here" , or "Any danger of a cup of tea?"
 
#19
If said 20 stone builder is all muscle then the only SOP's i can suggest is prayer, lots of lube and the speedy onset of unconciousness !
 

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