Israel Training Birds to Spy on Turks

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by alib, May 21, 2012.

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  1. In The Atlantic Israel Training Birds to Spy on Turkish Farmers, Says New Conspiracy Theory
    My bold, well it's not exploding crows but it's getting there.
     
  2. It explains the beaks on the eagles.
     
  3. Creeping Judea?
     
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  4. Stone the crows!

    For saying, 'Jehovah".
     
  5. They use goats too, amazing what they glean from pillow talk.
     
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  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Silly Turkish farmers. You can identify Israeli spy birds easily by the lack of metal bands around their legs and their lack of nostrils.

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    MOSSAD! It's the first thing that springs into your mind admit it.
     
  8. Enlarged nostril probably the entry channel of the No6 shot which brought it down.
    Bird could not be exchanged for one of the many Bee-eaters held in camps in occupied Palestine because one of the villagers ate it.

    B
     
  9. There'll be loads of people from Hartlepool saying "see, we wuz right".
     
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  10. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

  11. Simple, ended up in a tin of tuna, thats why you should always buy sustainable tins.
     
  12. fu2

    fu2 LE

    what about the killer sharks that the egyptians said were trained by Mossad. I hear they have been updated with killer lasers.