Israel is Doomed!

Biped

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I've just read the following in the Tellingraph:

Hamas declares victory in Gaza but vows to rearm against Israel

A masked gunman from the Islamic group's armed wing said it would rearm in defiance of efforts to stop weapons smuggling into Gaza, a key aim of the war. "Do whatever you want," said Abu Obeida, spokesman for the Izzadin al-Qassam Brigades. "Manufacturing the holy weapons is our mission and we know how to acquire weapons."

It was all well and good when they just had a couple of types of rockets, but now they have GOD on their side, and he's creating 'Holy' weapons for them.

If Hamas has managed to acquire 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch', then I feel there is no hope for Israel.

Holyhandgrenade.jpg


Does anyone know if the Israelis are going to come back with anything to save themselves, and if so, what? 8O
 
Biped said:
I've just read the following in the Tellingraph:

Hamas declares victory in Gaza but vows to rearm against Israel

A masked gunman from the Islamic group's armed wing said it would rearm in defiance of efforts to stop weapons smuggling into Gaza, a key aim of the war. "Do whatever you want," said Abu Obeida, spokesman for the Izzadin al-Qassam Brigades. "Manufacturing the holy weapons is our mission and we know how to acquire weapons."

It was all well and good when they just had a couple of types of rockets, but now they have GOD on their side, and he's creating 'Holy' weapons for them.

If Hamas has managed to acquire 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch', then I feel there is no hope for Israel.

Holyhandgrenade.jpg


Does anyone know if the Israelis are going to come back with anything to save themselves, and if so, what? 8O

The Jew Canon?

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Legs

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Holy Weapons. Hmmmm. God is Holy. God created the sun. sun = sunshine.... Holy Weapons = Instant Sunshine!!!!
 
Biped said:
I've just read the following in the Tellingraph:

Hamas declares victory in Gaza but vows to rearm against Israel

A masked gunman from the Islamic group's armed wing said it would rearm in defiance of efforts to stop weapons smuggling into Gaza, a key aim of the war. "Do whatever you want," said Abu Obeida, spokesman for the Izzadin al-Qassam Brigades. "Manufacturing the holy weapons is our mission and we know how to acquire weapons."

It was all well and good when they just had a couple of types of rockets, but now they have GOD on their side, and he's creating 'Holy' weapons for them.

If Hamas has managed to acquire 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch', then I feel there is no hope for Israel.

Holyhandgrenade.jpg


Does anyone know if the Israelis are going to come back with anything to save themselves, and if so, what? 8O

I see you're Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and raise you the 10 Plagues of Egypt. :twisted:

Then the IDF can send in their Golem Regiment to finish off any survivors! :wink:
 

Sixty

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Biped said:
Does anyone know if the Israelis are going to come back with anything to save themselves, and if so, what? 8O

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog A2.
 

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Biped

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Nobody will Prophet from the use of such WMDs!
 
Werewolf said:
Biped said:
I've just read the following in the Tellingraph:

Hamas declares victory in Gaza but vows to rearm against Israel

A masked gunman from the Islamic group's armed wing said it would rearm in defiance of efforts to stop weapons smuggling into Gaza, a key aim of the war. "Do whatever you want," said Abu Obeida, spokesman for the Izzadin al-Qassam Brigades. "Manufacturing the holy weapons is our mission and we know how to acquire weapons."

It was all well and good when they just had a couple of types of rockets, but now they have GOD on their side, and he's creating 'Holy' weapons for them.

If Hamas has managed to acquire 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch', then I feel there is no hope for Israel.

Holyhandgrenade.jpg


Does anyone know if the Israelis are going to come back with anything to save themselves, and if so, what? 8O

I see you're Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and raise you the 10 Plagues of Egypt. :twisted:

Then the IDF can send in their Golem Regiment to finish off any survivors! :wink:

Training to be a highly tuned force. :wink: :lol:

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