Israel is Doomed!

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  1. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I've just read the following in the Tellingraph:

    It was all well and good when they just had a couple of types of rockets, but now they have GOD on their side, and he's creating 'Holy' weapons for them.

    If Hamas has managed to acquire 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch', then I feel there is no hope for Israel.


    Does anyone know if the Israelis are going to come back with anything to save themselves, and if so, what? 8O
  2. The Jew Canon?

  3. Holy Weapons. Hmmmm. God is Holy. God created the sun. sun = sunshine.... Holy Weapons = Instant Sunshine!!!!
  4. I see you're Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and raise you the 10 Plagues of Egypt. :twisted:

    Then the IDF can send in their Golem Regiment to finish off any survivors! :wink:
  5. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog A2.
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  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Nobody will Prophet from the use of such WMDs!
  8. The ultimate weapon?

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  9. Training to be a highly tuned force. :wink: :lol: