Islam! the religion to warm to

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  1. Just watching BBC world news, a 7 year old muslim boy was murdered in Cardiff, by his dad for not memorising the Koran!

    What are these fukkers like! If they re not shagging under age girls, they murder their kids for not memorising sky fairy books, or wanting a "western lifestyle", religion of arrse !
  2. I suppose it make a change from some non Muslim cunt murdering his kid to upset his wife.
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  3. Pakistani?
  4. Not sure
  5. What's this? Word association!
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  6. Too many fucking lunatics in this country nowadays killing their kids.
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  7. Like the good ole western religions that have their priests enlarging the ringpiece of small boys on a regular basis.

    Not, I hasten to add, that I am condoning the murder of kids for failing to remember banal passages of some primitive, archaic claptrap - just balancing out the whole religion piece with a blanket "they're all utterly repulsive and degrading nonsensical fairytales that encourage depravity and violence."
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  8. Aye, all in the name of god eh!
  9. I did a search to try to find out a bit more but I have ended up thinking that Cardiff is twinned with Midsomer.
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  10. It seems to be a rather popular thing to do in Wales, for some reason, usually involving a house fire.
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  11. Except there was a blanket ban on anyone that didn't speak the Queens'.
  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    In the interests of balance, I once murdered a blonde bird in Miami because she would not tell me where her redneck fucking boyfriend had fucked off to with 8 keys of my cocaine.

    God told me to do it. It is in the Bible. Romans 13.9-10 from memory. "Thou shalt not steal".

    I do love Holy Books. You can do anything then justify it. I am sure there is something in The Book of Revelations about setting fire to dogs.
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  13. I hope so. I hate dogs, give me a nice pussy any day.
  14. Welsh.
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