Islam forbids cab rides to non-practicers? Your thoughts?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by ghost_us, Apr 18, 2007.

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  1. Good! Get their lazy infidel arrses out and walking. Do 'em the world of good.

    Allahu akbar! You know it makes sense!
  2. Quite simple, drink it first.

    And who the hell wants to go to Minneapolis?
  3. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

    Lots of muslim cab drivers, apparently...
  4. Muslim cabby: 'I cannot take you in my cab, you have been drinking'
    Passenger: 'No prob pal, I'll just get rid of it', said while pissin' on back seat.
  5. That's not fare!
  6. Immigrants failing to adapt to the customs and culture of their new home... happens all the time here which is a direct result of our being so touchy-feely with political correctness.
  7. Doesn't affect me, I own a car.

    And I don't live in Minneapolis.
  8. Excuse me driver, can I put an airline meal and three bottles of Merlot in the front passenger seat?

    Yes effendi



    If they take this line in Leeds then there will be a lot of empty black and white Mondeos lurking around the station!!
  9. Thanks Cuddles - that's a new keyboard from stores!
  10. I suggest Lesley Grantham pays the city in question a visit.. He has a way with cab drivers.
  11. Are there any muslim pilots?
  12. Less than there used to be
  13. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    How in the hell are you supposed to hold a drink and not spill any on a camel anyway? It's nigh on impossible!
  14. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    You utter b@stard - that was an expensive keyboard!!!