ISIS magistrates court, firm but fair.

Not much community service in there.
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the_boy_syrup

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They are still more reasonable than our friendly current affairs mod. :)
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
Can't wait for the apologists to say that he was not falling but bourne up into the air by the spirit of Allah!
 
What a progressive forward thinking inclusive religion.

As a matter of interest how do they define gay . Does boy ******* count or is it just men? It's a cultural thing don't you know.

Nightmare for the clerics trying to write the rulebook I bet.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
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What a progressive forward thinking inclusive religion.

As a matter of interest how do they define gay . Does boy ******* count or is it just men? It's a cultural thing don't you know.

Nightmare for the clerics trying to write the rulebook I bet.

They have accepted gay marrage
A gay man can marry a lesbian woman all very simple really

Mr and Mr Fry better be carefull where they choose they're honeymoon.
He'll be flapping if they tie his hands behind his back he won't be able to tweet about his journey downwards.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
Oh crap not another spellcheck faux pas! Exit stage left!

Err I wouldn't go stage left if I was you it's bad spelling corner,

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Don't even get them started on punctuation,

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I see what you mean about the punctuation boy syrup, those ISIS chappies are dotting those fellows eyes, and making a cross of the Ts.
 

HSF

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there must be some mistake,that nice mr cameroon & his pet nick clegg & their boss Barack ombaba have said again recently that islamm is a religión of pease so it must be true
 
Windup not wah
 
Official Islamic state roofing regs

Parking on a double yellow = shithouse roof

Shoplifting = bungalow

No MOT on donkey = semi detached

Being a bit camp = multi storey car park

Not getting all shouty and firing AK in the air at every opportunity = block of flats
 
Official Islamic state roofing regs

Parking on a double yellow = shithouse roof

Shoplifting = bungalow

No MOT on donkey = semi detached

Being a bit camp = multi storey car park

Not getting all shouty and firing AK in the air at every opportunity = block of flats
Penalties for drinking alcohol and smerkin tabs after Friday arvo prayers?
 
So 80 lashes for drinking alcohol?
Lashes for going on the lash?
 
Killing and crucifixion? Other way round, surely?


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