Is your partner addicted to Porn? Tell-tale signs

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  1. Having just seen this list, I'm wondering what other signs the members of this esteemed site can identify.

    In your own time...

    Is your partner addicted to porn? the tell-tale signs - Love & Sex, Independent Woman - Independent.ie
    My husband's internet porn addiction almost ruined our marriage - Love & Sex, Independent Woman - Independent.ie

    The obvious ones are
    - Box of kleenex next to the computer
    - Computer next to sock-drawer
    - Sticky feel to the carpet around the PC
     
  2. They have recently gone blind.
     
  3. Spending an inordinate amount of time innocently searching for the perfect anniversary present for the wife, especially as there's that new private browsing function so she can't see the treat you are buying.
     
  4. They use the internet sobriquet, 'Meridian'. :D
     
  5. Spunk splattered all over the screen!
     
  6. Sixty

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    Sock next to the PC.

    Amateur.
     
  7. They are male...
     
  8. throwing a sicki, '' ive got to go to the doctors love, i think ive got rsi''????????????????????????????????????????????
     
  9. Unequal muscle development [​IMG]
     
  10. Hmmm.... seems to be quite a few subject matter experts commenting on here.

    I personally wouldn't have a clue how to recognise the signs!

    In fact I aviod it by using the search engine at noporn.com










    do you think denial is a sign ?
     
  11. If you can 'knock one out' within 5 minutes of returning from your own mother's funeral ... you might be addicted.
     
  12. "Addiction" is an ugly word and perhaps overly pejorative for what may be after all, merely a gentle distraction from the tribulations of the day and nothing more than a passing hobby?

    It is so easy to generalise and point the finger. After all, what does addiction man? Labelling these brave pioneers of cyberspace in this way is a best unhelpful and may be harmful to their egos and self image. The question these needy, bitter and frankly probably inordinately ugly women should be asking is "How am I failing my man? What needs of his could I be servicing that I am not, how might I use my time better rather than lurking around trying to decipher his browser records?"

    So feminist she-trolls with an over-inflated idea of what constitutes suitable material for net-browsing, you need to get your act in gear or as sure as my home page is penisbot.com, you really might lose your man!
     
  13. I think it only counts as addiction if you pass up the opportunity for a real-lfe bunk-up in order to spend time with internet lovelies.
     
  14. I think I just ticked all the boxes here.
     
  15. One-handed?