Is your bus late?

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  1. A bus driver who had just dropped of schoolchildren risked his own life as he tried to squeeze his double decker vehicle through a level crossing and got stuck between the closing barriers. Marcus Lamm, 21, tried to pass over the train tracks despite the lights flashing and the gates closing in Manningtree, Essex.

    But he got stuck behind a slow agricultural vehicle and did not make it across before the barriers closed, trapping him on the tracks.

    More at Daily Wail: Horrifying moment school bus driver gets his double-decker trapped on a level crossing as train approaches is caught on CCTV | Mail Online
  2. The knuckle dragging Essex halfwit lost his job. On the count of three then - altogether... 1 2 3 - How sad!
  3. It always amazes me that when people get killed at these crossings their relatives try to make out that it's the fault of the railway. Most of the rest of the World know that playing with trains is an unforgiving sport if you lose.
  4. Bus drivers-wankers.bin drivers-wankers.lollpop men-wankers.end of.
  5. I've booked the outrage bus over this but it seems to have been delayed.
  6. Is the drivers name Otto?
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Do we not have a policy to kill all people who live in Essex? Piling them onto a bus in the path of an oncoming train seems a tad expensive, but if it gets the job done, you know?

    Death to Essex People is our watchword.
  8. Bus drivers on strike...Call in the Army
    Bin men on strike...Call in the Army
    Firemen on strike...Call in the Army
    Tanker drivers on strike....etc
    G4S security fuck up......etc
  9. I'm surprised that a 21 year old is allowed to drive a bus.
  10. It does seem young to drive one given that he probably had very recently passed his test.
    His inexperience obviously shows.
    Was his name joey or was he polish?
  11. Unless it was a super sized mong bus. He looked a bit retarded.
  12. It was the slow moving agricultural vehicle that caused this. We should litter the roads with anti-tractor mines that go off when something that weighs more than 8 tonnes and smells strongly of shite goes over the top of them.

    They would need to be kept away from Northern 'women' then.
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