Is Trenton Oldfield a cunt or what ?

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  1. Trenton Oldfield, 35, self-proclaimed anti-elitist protester, claims responsibility for dramatic interruption of boat race.
  2. Yes, and as I said on the other thread his actions have, in fact, made him elitist.
  3. CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNTing, CUNT. A self-important CUNT graduated in a Mickey Mouse subject from a second 15 university with honours in CUNTING.

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  4. I saw that and agree entirely..what a bell end - I wonder if he's, you know, got a 'partner' ?
  5. A short swim and fame/notoriety beckons. He's probably a complete throbber, but sadly we'll be seeing more of him.
  6. I'm delighted.I had £50 on Cambridge to win at 3/1.
  7. Just a thought Trenton:

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  8. Perhaps he should invade SAS selection, now that is very elitist!
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  9. Pity he didnt sink both boats, what a fucking waste of time and money is that, next year try laying mines.
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  10. It actually makes an awful lot of money, global TV rights, advertising and sponsorship and who's time is it wasting?
  11. What with Stratford Sportsday coming up?

    He'll be lucky not to find two doctors and an approved social worker locking him up for his own good.
  12. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    What a waste! Laphroaig and a Webley? I suggest a bottle of White Cider and a Mess revolver held by the winner of the Mess sweepstakes...
  13. Maybe, but you have to admit that his appearance, the second start and the collapse at the end made it far more interesting than the usual annual bore of watching a bunch of Americans row more quickly than another bunch of Americans.
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  14. I agree - and I shudder to think of how much homework these fuckers arent handing in while they are paddling about. I blame Thatcher.
  15. I believe that an Australian was involved this year!