Is Tintin gay?

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#1
Was perusing my old comic collection and I could not not escape the fact that Tintin has rosy coloured cheeks. What gives?

Is Tintin a receiver or a transmitter?
 
#4
I recon he likes beans and sausages
 

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#6
Of course he is! So says Matthew Parris, ex-tory MP, Times columnist, and all round clever bugger:

Of course Tintin's gay. Ask Snowy - Times Online

"Billions of blue blistering barnacles, isn't it staring us in the face? Sometimes a thing's so obvious it's hard to see where the debate could start. What debate can there be when the evidence is so overwhelmingly one-way? A callow, androgynous blonde-quiffed youth in funny trousers and a scarf moving into the country mansion of his best friend, a middle-aged sailor? A sweet-faced lad devoted to a fluffy white toy terrier, whose other closest pals are an inseparable couple of detectives in bowler hats, and whose only serious female friend is an opera diva...
. . . And you're telling me Tintin isn't gay?"

And, frankly, he should know!
 
#10
Tintin's sexual bearing is neither here nor there. He is a Gwar. One can only pray that he was sterilised at birth.
 
#11
Tintin is one of those unfortunate characters which probably stems from the mind of a well ordered, well meaning, right minded, good natured and imaginative person. OR it could be the result of a restrained but sick paedophile living only on chips, mayonnaise, chocolate and mucky books about slim boys with neat hair, good clothes and no girlfriend.
I didn't know whet was an author?
 
#12
I reckon he pulls a train with the Thompson twins, while Snowy watches through a peephole in the wardrobe door.
 
#14
Its a Belgian cartoon about a young boy with a bearded old man.

That's porn in Belgium
 
#17
Both of whom put out and gobbled for Bonio treats!
I take it that you were involved in a Ménage à trois with them then?

Memo to oneself, put Bonio on the shopping list.
 
#20
I'm afraid it's worse than that, he was actually a scouser! Scouse Tintin
 

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