Is this wrong...?

BrunoNoMedals

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#2
Pics, obvs.
 
#3
Nope, I cannot see anything wrong with that.

Do you know where she works, might just attend a few funerals myself!
 
K

Kirkz

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#5
All seems quite normal to me! Shame you didn't knob either of them! And why didn't you get pictures ffs?
 
#6
Funerals and weddings are a target rich environment, emotions running high. Funerals because they remind women that they might die one day before they get another fuck, and weddings because they're jealous that another bint is getting her slot filled.
Birthday parties also good because by the end everyone is wasted and playing tongue tennis with randoms, spot the girl who isn't and she's yours for the night.

And work parties, because the simple fact that everyone says "getting with a colleague is a definite no no" is what makes the dirtiest bitches want to do it so much.
 
#7
She would be good at giving you a wank as she is used to handling stiffs !


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#8
Birthday parties also good because by the end everyone is wasted and playing tongue tennis with randoms, spot the girl who isn't and she's yours for the night.

And work parties, because the simple fact that everyone says "getting with a colleague is a definite no no" is what makes the dirtiest bitches want to do it so much.
so parties in general then.......
 
#10
Sorry to hear about your mate, I think wanking over this girl is what he would have wanted.

You could argue that keeping this in your wank bank is actually a positive way of honouring his memory, instead of visiting his grave with a bunch of flowers once a year, you can simply knock one out as a sort of memorial saving both time and money. I'm not sure it's exactly how he'd want to be remembered but I guess it's too late to ask him.

This opens up a deeper question; pulling at funerals, what is and what isn't acceptable? At what point do we cross the line? Is 'could' always the same as 'should'?
 

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