Is this what the NHS was for?

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  1. I'm at work and looking for thing's to watch on the PC when i came across this;

    Britain's Fattest Man - 4oD - Channel 4

    This one huge waste of space, literally, should be fcuking starved to death.

    The logistics of getting him in the hospital was unbelievable even talking of getting a Chinook to transport him not to mention the outrageous cost of it all. the cost was astronomical.

    When he had is stomach stapled, should have been his fcuking big mouth too, he said on camera "The taste buds are still there, that's the main thing" The fat useless cunt.

    Not once throughout the programme did he blame himself for being one greedy fat fucking massive waste of fucking space but he blamed his family and any other fucker who was near him, even his sisters won't speak to him for losing their house and inheritance because of him.

    Should we just leave the fat useless slobs like him or squander billions on the NHS to get them to lose weight just so they can go and stuff there fat faces again?

    Me, i'd leave the fat bastard in his bed till he has lost enough weight to get out and about. If he died in the meantime, so be it.

    The fat useless waste of fucking space.
  2. He was hammered on here a while back, basically, the consensus was that he should be allowed to eat himself to death, the sooner the better. Also, his stupid fucking carers were giving the fat cunt anything he wanted to eat all day long. Pity he's still alive.
  3. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Not thinking laterally enough gents. Cremate him in a coal-fired power station furnace. Alive or dead doesn't matter. Lardy cunt would power a few hundred homes for hours!
  4. I would get him to see the specialist who would perform an emergency operation and rid him of his excess blubber, with a chainsaw.
  5. Just finished now but it got to the bit of how much his carer's cost each week, £700, yes, £700 fucking quid a week ! A Week. £2800 a bastard month. He cried like a baby when he was told it was going to be cut to half that amount.

    Wouldn't you like to take that pay packet home. Just goes to show where your taxes are literally being squandered. The fat useless cunt he is and all those other's you see round town on council supplied sit down wheelchair's who are too fucking idle or too fucking fat to walk.
  6. I started to watch, but to be honest, I don't give a flying foxtrot about the cunt, if he can't move who the fuck is feeding him sos, pkt bacon and four eggs, for breakfast? Thirty to forty choccy bars a DAY? That has got to be close to 140 quid a week! Plus food plus care team. I hope he snuffs it, self pitying twat.

    Answer's simple;
    "Care team here, good morning, your breakfast is in the dining room, help yourself, see you at lunchtime, byee."
  7. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    I liked the bit where he got all upset that his Sister and her family no longer talk to him - because their parents had re-mortgaged their house to buy him food. His sister, seeing her families half of the inheritance going down his piehole, was upset for her kids (as it's a safe bet that he won't be breeding)!

    Oh, and the carer - they'd have to pay me a LOT more than £700 a week to wipe that fat bastard's arrse every day. It'd take ten minutes to find it.

    The point is surely though - it's not him buying the pies - I blame the pushers in this case, the likes of Greggs and Aldi, luring you in with 2 for 1 deals on cheap beans, and before you know it you're hooked.
  8. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Me and the Doris tried to watch it earlier, it kind of made us feel sick.

    Surely at 20 stone you would realise you had a problem and start to eat less. Even exercise a bit, if nothing more than wanking.

    I agree those that feed him so much shit are as much to blame, it's not like he can get his own food if others didn't feed him.
  9. Yeah, they're pretty hard to come by but I managed to get one by swapping an RAOC capbadge with an American squaddie in Frankfurt. Gave up the ghost years ago, more's the pity. You can find the grey ones on ebay but they're not the real deal.
  10. ............Eh?
  11. My missus watched this yesterday, had to throw away her lunch as she nearly hurled! Thoughts on this o2 thief are the same as everyone elses. Twat

    Edited to add: the wifes a nurse as well, so used to some disturbing sights. And no, she wasn't on that mythical coach from Rinteln!
  12. I think hes just misunderstood.....
  13. I saw a bit of it. I remarked how much fun it would be to run an air line up his arse and see how much pressure he could take before bursting; fair put the missus off her haggis.
  14. The pie makers understand him OK.
  15. Nice One, Centurion!! If you could inflate him like that, use helium or even better Hydrogen, they'd be able to float him down to the hospital then. Don't know if he smoked, but, if he did and hydrogen had been used the Hindenburg would look puny compared to that going up. Job Jobbed!