This bloke goes to the doctors and has an exam, after the doctor says to him "Bad news I'm afraid, you have a new strain of Aids that is called HIV 556, it means you will be dead within three days." "are you sure, I can't believe it ??" says the bloke.
Doctor tells him to make the most of it.
He goes home and says to his mum "I've got HIV 556", his mum says "what does that mean then ?"
He says "It means I will be dead in three days"
"tell you what, come down the bingo hall with me" his mum says.
"The bingo hall" he replies, I'll be dead within three days.
Anyway they go to the bingo hall and he wins everything, four corners, any line, full house, up come the lottery results and he's won Â£15 million.
The bingo caller says to him "I've never seen anyone so lucky"
"Lucky !! he replies, I've got HIV 556"
"Bloody hell" says the bingo caller, "You have won the raffle as well !"