Is this the right way to dump your girlfriend?

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  1. Out by christmas Eve quality
  2. Excellent. "Look what you could have won".
  3. msr

    msr LE

  4. made my day thats what the dirty ho gets!
  5. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Brilliant! Near wet myself.

    Her quality showed through with her first question "how much is it worth"

  6. What's the betting she goes crawling back, tail between legs (if anything else can fit down there), begging for forgiveness and pledging undying love (if the price is right)....just hope he doesn't get all sloppy and cave in.

    Love to see what she looked like though....before she hung herself!!
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Arf arf arf, haven't laughed so much in ages.

    The first question about the price said it all. I hope the grubby tart does go and hang herself.
  8. that is feckin brilliant.

    Shame i didnt know about him a few years back. I can see it now. "

    Hello this is Danny from British Airways. I'm trying to find out your details for the £1400 flights your boyfriend has coughed so that you can spend christmas at home with your sick mum"

    I wonder whether these things always happen at christmas
  9. That was outstanding.

  10. hahaha that will learn her.

    I googled it and found more'S+DAILY+DOSE&id=291672

    The Amy one is good too.
  11. Do you think Bettymoo got 1 of these from her old man?
  12. The only dumping the ex partner did was an almighty turd and that was the best of him gone... I did the dumping... only wish I knew about Danny at the time ...
  13. I've just twigged, the tart even knew her ring (finger!!) size at the drop of a hat!

    Talk about scheming. How many other unsuspecting guys has she led up the garden path?