Is this the right way to dump your girlfriend?

#3
Out by christmas Eve quality
 
#7
Brilliant! Near wet myself.

Her quality showed through with her first question "how much is it worth"

Slapper
 
#8
What's the betting she goes crawling back, tail between legs (if anything else can fit down there), begging for forgiveness and pledging undying love (if the price is right)....just hope he doesn't get all sloppy and cave in.

Love to see what she looked like though....before she hung herself!!
 

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#9
Arf arf arf, haven't laughed so much in ages.

The first question about the price said it all. I hope the grubby tart does go and hang herself.
 
#10
that is feckin brilliant.

Shame i didnt know about him a few years back. I can see it now. "

Hello this is Danny from British Airways. I'm trying to find out your details for the £1400 flights your boyfriend has coughed so that you can spend christmas at home with your sick mum"

I wonder whether these things always happen at christmas
 
#14
The only dumping the ex partner did was an almighty turd and that was the best of him gone... I did the dumping... only wish I knew about Danny at the time ...
 
#15
I've just twigged, the tart even knew her ring (finger!!) size at the drop of a hat!

Talk about scheming. How many other unsuspecting guys has she led up the garden path?
 
#16
I listen to Galaxy all the Time being as im in Harrogate. But after listening to the classic frog in throat (possibly the remains of her bosses spoo) an croakin "how much?" has made me wanna get in my wheels and drive down to Otley to find this cheap Slapping Ho called Angie and laugh in her face! Mr. Dumps does a cracking job and when the "our tune" melody comes on its fone of the hook and all ears to the pump... Good work fella, keep it up! Oh ya cant beat dumping your girl on Xmas eve, i did it too she thought i was joking ha ha dummy. I wrote in a verbal contract when we started dating that you were not allowed to get bigger or get lazy.. You broke that. So now im like a dog with two dicks an chasing anything with a pulse! (or not...) Anyhow we like sad stories where the slag get her just deserts so keep em coming peeps... :)
 
#19
DEVIANT_ARMOURER said:
I listen to Galaxy all the Time being as im in Harrogate. But after listening to the classic frog in throat (possibly the remains of her bosses spoo) an croakin "how much?" has made me wanna get in my wheels and drive down to Otley to find this cheap Slapping Ho called Angie and laugh in her face! Mr. Dumps does a cracking job and when the "our tune" melody comes on its fone of the hook and all ears to the pump... Good work fella, keep it up! Oh ya cant beat dumping your girl on Xmas eve, i did it too she thought i was joking ha ha dummy. I wrote in a verbal contract when we started dating that you were not allowed to get bigger or get lazy.. You broke that. So now im like a dog with two dicks an chasing anything with a pulse! (or not...) Anyhow we like sad stories where the slag get her just deserts so keep em coming peeps... :)
Control freak! Why do you sound like something out of the Dukes of Hazard crossed with the Yorkshire ripper? BTW How do you write a verbal contract?
 
#20
Otto_Normalverbraucher said:
http://www.b3ta.com/links/You_re_Dumped




Harsh but Fair?
Now that was total CLASS. BRILLIANT. :numberone:
 

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