Is This Bloke For Real?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by ALVIN, May 10, 2010.

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  1. The complete lack of any urine output does rather suggest it. Intriguing.
     
  2. He better go into hiding, Mc donalds, burger king , kentucky etc will be out to eliminate this threat to global obesity
     
  3. Other than gargling and bathing in water?......Mmmmmmmmm, I smell a rat!
     
  4. Explain the complete lack of piss then.
     
  5. I went without alcohol for three weeks once.....no duff.
     
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Hunger strike Walt!

    But if it true, he is doing a dammed sight better than Bobby Sands did!
     
  7. The test was over a 2 week period. This guy is claiming to have not eaten or drank for 70 years. 2 weeks, I can believe. 70 years? Bollocks.
     
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    What a croc of sh!te.

    I 'spose he doesn't sweat either, and that his pores are completely sealed, or that there's no evaporation from his gob, eyes and hoofing gurt nose?

    How does he replace moisture lost through evaporation? Osmosis?
     
  9. There are instance of people who don't sweat, an old friend of mine didn't but it did lead to other problems, IIRC blood pressure being the big one
     
  10. As I say, I'm inclined to agree but surely even 2 weeks should have a pronounced effect on him?
     
  11. Maybe he's a fakir?
     
  12. not eating and drinking for decades is one thing but no beer for three weeks who could believe you