Is this an offensive weapon?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by muhandis89, Jan 24, 2010.

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  1. Baseplate

    Baseplate War Hero

  2. PRC-349

    PRC-349 LE

    Serves him right for pulling the old 'what you going to do, sit on me?' card :)
  3. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Did she use his entire tiny 8 - stone body as a dildo?
  4. CC_TA

    CC_TA LE

    She's slimmer than the bird I'm currently being abused by. :)
  5. No.9

    No.9 LE

    Could be an offensive weapon, maybe a Moving Violation :omg:

    Apparently she might be the correct weight if she was around 7'8" - not stated if that's height or circumference.
  6. Pity it didn't happen before he'd contributed to the gene pool, twice!