Is there no low that the fat bitch wont sink to....??

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chasndave, Aug 14, 2008.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

    Hopefully her big gob attached to her small brain will drop her in the brown and smelly again.

  2. She'll be fine.Cows are sacred there.
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I think she is a fair and honest lady, desperately trying to make amends for a poorly judged comment, a slight mistake on her part, in an environment that is a pressure cooker.
    She is a wildly attractive, fiercely intelligent and very erudite young woman, with strict morals and a sense of fair play. She richly deserves every penny she may make, most of which she will undoubtedly donate to worthy causes.

    Oh good, my new pills have arrived!
  4. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    She might be an irritating, ugly, dimwit chav, but I wish I could make so much money with those attributes.
  5. Based on past performance, she will complain about:

    The food
    The smell
    The accent
    The dirt


    But the other contestants will just have to get used to her, till she gets voted out!
  6. Who gives a flying fuck?
  7. How come you're not rich then?! :lol:
  8. I'd shag her given half the chance.

  9. :? :?
  10. That mouth looks like one of the characters from Rainbow
  11. All those who would rattle it say Aye.
  12. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

  13. I would lick her clout after she attempted to run the snickers!
    (Oh yeah snickers!)
  14. CplFoodspoiler

    CplFoodspoiler War Hero Book Reviewer

    All very true! And the bit about her being a millionaire swings it... yes dear, I'm just logging off...