Is there enough booze in the world...

#3
FFS! :pukel:

Fart and give us a clue.
 

Trans-sane

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Book Reviewer
#4
Cheers for that Tricky. Next time, make it quite clear in the first line that eye bleach will be required as I followed the link and it turns out I can't get those hideous images out of my mind yet...
 
#5
Scaley Alberto has gone into taking arty snaps then for the Sun Page 3 girls? :?
 

jarrod248

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#6
Cheers for that Tricky. Next time, make it quite clear in the first line that eye bleach will be required as I followed the link and it turns out I can't get those hideous images out of my mind yet...
Do you see 'Rearwords' in your dreams? If you can bang that i'm afraid you've to change your standards or never ever suck even slowly on a wine gum.
 
#7
Some ARRSERs will be all over them like a tramp on chips.
 
#8
If the last one was scrubbed clean and didn't wiff of biscuits, lost remote controls & regret, then I wouldn't mind a go on her squidgy arse.

There must be some fun riding those massive waves?
 
#11
To answer the OPs question......fucking NO.

I, like many of the people here, like my booze in vast quantities, but fucking hell, even after a 18 year career lashing it up all over the world, I seriously doubt I could drink enough to clamber up on one of those massive fat cunts.

Look at the fucking shape of the bastards, not one of them even looks like a human, one of the fat twats has legs that look like poorly packed army gonk bags in their stuff sacks.

Sweet jesus.
 
#12
What! The! Fuck!!

I have done some ladies of the larger variety in my past but that is just taking the fucking piss.

The questions are; is there enough flour to find the wet spot?

Do it get to wear a wet suit whilst carrying a flash light?

Who is going to hold the other end of the rope?

Who's paying for the drink?

Who will be my therapist post event?


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#13
Is there enough booze in the world...

Errrr..NO!.....Isn't there a law against people being like that?.......where's the Japs and their whaling fleet got to?.....:frown:
 
#14
Kirkz, pass the Eye Bleach!.......:p
 
#16
I like my women curvy, but that is taking the piss.

They don't just get like that overnight, some serious neglect has been carried out.

Nay, nay and thrice nay!!
 
#18
I doubt there's any booze left in the world if Sluggy has done her weekly shop....
 

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