Is there anything you wish had been invented by now?
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I believe that alchemists have been searching for the elusive 'brass magnet' for millenia without success. The dustbuster option seems more sensible except that by the time it makes it through specification, tender, development, testing etc., it'll be astronomically over budget and we'll all have hovertanks and phasers.
We'll be back at square one, looking for a clever way to collect all the spent Duracells.
On a more realistic note, is it beyond the whit of man to design somewhere for CVRT operators to park thir arrses when 'head up'? I've yet to meet one with a posterior designed to fit in the space next to the radio. Or does bowman has a built in bench?
We'll be back at square one, looking for a clever way to collect all the spent Duracells.
On a more realistic note, is it beyond the whit of man to design somewhere for CVRT operators to park thir arrses when 'head up'? I've yet to meet one with a posterior designed to fit in the space next to the radio. Or does bowman has a built in bench?
holographic environment simulator, the holodeck. This should be on the top of everyone's list then you can create your own world, never leave and WNAK yerself to a standstill. Iâve been reliably informed that crack cocaine is similar not that I would recommend this. Iâm holding out for the holodeck. Is this a must have Walt toy?
For shooting on gallery ranges or the like, spread ponchos out in the area where the brass will fall. Time saved is well worth the slight untidiness on the firing point. Training time is too important to waste rooting through the grass for brass. At least this way you can quickly get the bulk of it.
I believe what you have missed is the same fluid works on women, you simply have to find a suitable delivery method. Remember to use less of said fluid on yourself and make sure the woman/women get more. I am not issuing any form of guarantee by the way.
Another altenative is cash, this seems to work for some people. Cash has already been invented, and for me, already spent.
I would like to propose the non stick turd as a useful invention/discovery. This is especially useful after far too long on compo.
Another altenative is cash, this seems to work for some people. Cash has already been invented, and for me, already spent.
I would like to propose the non stick turd as a useful invention/discovery. This is especially useful after far too long on compo.
Or how about a remote for the wife?
Standard design will include:
Stop
Play
Fast Forward (For when shes being dull in or out of the sack)
Rewind (For when she comes out with the most rediculous things that you cant quite believe)
Deluxe model will include:
All of the above
Record (To show your mates how stupid/good in the sack they are)
Slow motion (For a really good nosh, or to see the look on there face as you shoot your load in their mouth)
The only catch is trying to convince them to have the micro chip inserted into their brain.
Standard design will include:
Stop
Play
Fast Forward (For when shes being dull in or out of the sack)
Rewind (For when she comes out with the most rediculous things that you cant quite believe)
Deluxe model will include:
All of the above
Record (To show your mates how stupid/good in the sack they are)
Slow motion (For a really good nosh, or to see the look on there face as you shoot your load in their mouth)
The only catch is trying to convince them to have the micro chip inserted into their brain.
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