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IS THERE ANYONE WHO HASNT "DONE" THE COLONELS DAUGHTER

#1
I keep meeting guys who have been in the forces who claim they ****ed the Colonel's daughter. These girls must be really busy to work their way through everyone who claims to have slept with them. Seriously, whatever the Colonel is like, why bad mouth his daughter? What's she done? If you've got an issue with him, tell him. Don't spread childish stories about a girl who can't defend herself.
 
#3
You are THE Colonels daughter, and I claim my £5.

Upset that someones done you up the wrong 'un and now blanks you?

For every 100 blokes who say they have, or know some one that has, 99 of them are talking sh1te.

It's an urban myth connected to the fact that in most cases it would have to be a Colonels daughter, or we'd be heavily in to peodo territory.

Although I do know a few who have shagged Majors/Cols daughters. One is himself now a full Col, possibley a Brig. And married to her. Another is engaged.

So I suppose it does happen.
 
#5
AuntyP said:
I keep meeting guys who have been in the forces who claim they ****ed the Colonel's daughter. These girls must be really busy to work their way through everyone who claims to have slept with them. Seriously, whatever the Colonel is like, why bad mouth his daughter? What's she done? If you've got an issue with him, tell him. Don't spread childish stories about a girl who can't defend herself.
I agree.

So I did his wife instead.

And the dog.
 

LancePrivateJones

MIA
Book Reviewer
#8
Dragstrip said:
I am slightly embarrassed to have to say that I have never knowingly shagged the Colonel's daughter. Please tell me I am not alone.
I have shagged a Lieutenant Colonel's Daughter but he bypassed Colonel and later became a Brigadier.

I think he was in the Legion of Frontiersmen or the SAS or something.
 

mysteron

LE
Book Reviewer
#18
Are you the Colonel trying to find out who did your daughter? - and are now trying to make an honest woman of her, the duuurty slut!! :wink:

Perhaps you have a shotgun and would like to present the father with a 50:50 option, one involving buckshot and the other involving the threat of buckshot for the rest of your life?
 
#20
I managed to have a romance with a NAAFI lady once, about 1960, at Winterbourne Gunner, does that count? Mind you, she was about fifteen years my senior at the time and desperate with it, I was just desperate.....oh, and very grateful.
 

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